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Writer of short to medium stories, some with an unexpected twist. Enjoy!

Joined September 2017
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Now, I DIDN'T know that!
63 but still learning. The Russell Brand case coverage today taught me that the term “nonce” - a term usually applied to paedophiles - is actually an acronym for Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise, thanks to the risk of assault by other prisoners. Every day a school day…
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Can you solve this one without using a calculator?
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Tricky math pattern What's the next number??
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Everyone is getting wrong 😑
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Move 1 matchstick and make it bigger than 83.
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Are you one of the last? 😆
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You, or the cat?
Time for a catnap.😹
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Well, well, well. The party of fiscal responsibility. So the Tory Party blew at least £100,000,000 of taxpayers’ money on Brexit border inspection posts that were never used. Added to the list. @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives @griffitha @alexburghart @BorisJohnson @michaelgove
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I bet Russell Brand wishes he was in the Epstein files now as this seems to grant you immunity from prosecution
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You learn something every day
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Trump's Arch is an abomination and must never be built. The idea of that hideous edifice darkening the hallowed grounds of Arlington should offend every American whether they served or not. I will be part of the coalition to end this ridiculous personal idolatry once and for all.
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I’m perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your children’s education, meals, and healthcare. I’m also happy to help fund your mother’s cancer treatment and your cousin’s insulin. That’s what a functioning society should look like. You’re welcome.
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Perhaps 🤔🎯🔥
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It’s kinda crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.
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Wife (yells from the other end of the house): "Do you ever get a sharp pain in your side, as if someone has a Voodoo doll of you & they're sticking a needle in it?" Me: "No". Wife: "How about now?"
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