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Polite Slap

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In the whispered words of Bert Convy, the Password is 'ethos'.

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So, @PJVogt — all of these people self-identifying as “being an Alex” *may* have #POTS, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.
This thread has me clicking on delta dot com.
katie (@katefeetie) profile picturekatie@katefeetie9 Aug 2019
my flight attendant has filled my wine glass like this 4 times now and I fear I will either be carried off the plane or I will propose to her I love you Lynn
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#duringsexdontyellout The Aristocrats!
Remember the glow we all felt as we witnessed the Berlin Wall being pulled down? This is literally the opposite of the warmth, freedom and goodness we celebrated just 28 short years ago. #internationalembarassment #wewillALLwindupHandmaids Upset this mother-effing apple cart.
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He’s got one serious case of The Dumbs.
Newsweek (@Newsweek) profile pictureNewsweek
@Newsweek5 Jul 2019
Donald Trump mocked for saying the Continental Army took over the airports in 1781—122 years before Wright Brothers' first flight trib.al/3Cz54iJ
Trump Mocked for Saying the Continental Army Took Over Airports in 1781

Trump Mocked for Saying the Continental Army Took Over Airports in 1781

The president said the army "manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do."

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Polite Slap@Politeslap23 Mar 2016
I'll have you know I'm a goddamned delight.
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Omg @andersoncooper I’m not sure how you remained so composed with #auntjanet You’re a total pro.
When you’re the only child, your mom gives you the crispy turkey skin.
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I've got a message to you, Rudy. #thespecials #hesarapist #NotAmericasDad nitter.cf/cnnbrk/status/87171442…
CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) profile pictureCNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk5 Jun 2017
Bill Cosby arrives with Keshia Knight Pulliam, TV's Rudy Huxtable, for start of his trial on sexual offense charges cnn.it/2s9boQg
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RT talicoop: My dad just bought the CA license plate "COVFEFE." #covfefe nitter.cf/talicoop/status/869781…
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It's true.
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Dan Amira@DanAmira7 Apr 2017
I swear if Trump randomly, like, tripped on a squirrel or something we'd find an old tweet of his saying only fat losers trip on squirrels nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump30 Aug 2013
The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!
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The Handmaid's Males nitter.cf/repmcgovern/status/844…
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@RepMcGovern23 Mar 2017
This is outrageous: Not a single woman in the room as @Mike_Pence and @HouseGOP propose removing maternity coverage in #Trumpcare.
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Such a buttface. nitter.cf/goldengateblond/status…
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Hey, @replyall - I suspect @zardulu has some role in this. #pizzarat #subwaywine nitter.cf/colleenhagerty/status/…
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November@postoctobrist18 Feb 2017
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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Lime spotting! @PJVogt Here's a weird deconstructed shot deal from a fancy Mexican restaurant in Florida. 🌮🌮🌮
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Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from @Gallup Reagan: 727 Bush I: 1336 Clinton: 573 Bush II: 1205 Obama: 936 Trump: 8. days.
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chuuch@ch000ch28 Dec 2016
has anyone noticed that 2016, as a year, has been mostly not good
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