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JAWNCORP CEO shitposting and ai slop do it 4 teh lulz

the far east (coast)
Joined May 2022
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I’m not a cop, I’ve never been in a self defense situation, and I have very little firearms training. That being said, here’s how I would’ve handled this situation based on my current understanding of law enforcement.
🚨 NEW: Las Vegas police release bodycam of officers opening fire on a dad holding his 3-year-old son at gunpoint. "Hey, hey, take the shot." Seconds later an officer yells "Why are we shooting a hundred shots?"
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Idgaf what anyone says, bush is the man. The last real president.
President Bush, wearing a bulletproof vest, throws out the first pitch of Game 3 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium.
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I HEARD MY NEESE HAD AN IED IN HER AN PTSD BROUGHT ME BACK TO DESSERT STORM REACHED UP IN HER AN DISARMED IT WITH MY BARE HANDS - sent from Mirena [52mg levonorgestrel] IUD -
Fish hooks?...(I know what they are)
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500 naked babushkas on adderall feeding you borscht at ram ranch
Replying to @zoomybee
This is horror movie stuff She's going to feed me borscht, whether I want it or not
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Sharing for anyone in Philly who might be interested
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digital collage by photographer and artist Alex Hyner, which combines multiple individual photos of the sky framed by electrical towers and power lines into a stained-glass style aesthetic.
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god bless superhumman 😂
Flying elbow drop onto microwave pt 10 ( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #wwe
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I think what makes these fake Apple Pay scam/prank situations so emotionally volatile is that they combine several nightmare scenarios for the victim into one attack. For starters, you're getting robbed in public. This is embarrassing, especially for a man. Second, you're on camera unexpectedly for a large audience. This should be illegal. It's not, but it should be. Third, you're being played for a fool because you don't really know how the technology of Apple Pay / contactless payments works, and someone is exploiting you over it. So we end up with a scenario where some random guy--in this case, a middle-aged man stocking the frozen pizzas--is getting robbed, humiliated, and made to look foolish by what is likely a teenage mulatto who's exploiting a type of "I'm not touching you" loophole in the social contract, where the pizza guy would go to jail for a long time if he punched the scammer because ultimately the prankster (a) hasn't stolen anything, and (b) hasn't laid a finger on the victim. It creates a real 'naked in front of the whole class' simulation where over 7 billion people will have permanent access to an episode of "This is what the pizza guy would look like if someone were robbing him using a technology he's too old to understand. See, look how mad he is over the IDEA of losing $10! Look how stupid he is! They didn't even take any money!" This is a worst-case scenario for the victim. Most people are not designed for this. Complete public humiliation, absolute demoralization, no rightful recourse in the eyes of the law, no way to take back what has been stolen from you because no money was actually taken; only your dignity and sense of self-worth. This is what happens to actual Americans in 2026 who still try to live by following the rules, working hard, and sticking to the script. They get publicly humiliated by 90 IQ mystery meat ethnics exploiting them for content to earn shitcoins with which to gamble on prediction websites.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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ITS FOR YOU DAWG
窝的马!!!🙀🙀🙀 看完浑身发抖……这这样的事件每天还有多少在上演??
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i just wanna play iceworld for 20 mins, man.
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I long for the future that was presented to me up until 1999. We lived in unfathomably optimistic times.
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GIVEAWAY! It’s Tuesday and we’re late this week because we’ve been out in the mountains trying to find mule deer. BUT, we are getting better about posting the giveaway on Tuesday. This week we’re giving away our regularly scheduled Red Ryder. AND a another Woodland Trail Western Carbine model 1999 from @DaisyRifles Which means another two winners! Until Christmas we will giveaway two BB rifles a week, and during December………more. Rules: Like this post Follow us Share this post via repost or QT post Be in the USA 🇺🇸 Winner announced here Monday November 2, 2026 We do these Giveaways to keep American Traditions Alive, and learning to shoot with parents/grandparents with a @DaisyRifles is as American as Tradition can get. We’re honored, and would like to thank Daisy for letting us help them give more BB Rifles to American families. We wish you all GOOD LUCK 🍀 and thank you for participating. Keep That PMA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Decent 1st run. Needs refinement. Very comfy though. need to put some .38 through it and find out where i blister.
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funny rail cause fuck u
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we do a little prototyping j-frame grip scales coming soon aint shit online for these
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@Frytechllc thanks for being a big part of motivating me to get into this bro 🤙
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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