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Joined October 2022
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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I’m in my lane and staying moistened and all that stuff.
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Sony should get comfortable with not owning their product.
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We are literally still here
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Homeboy - you’re the one who raped your own sister when she was 3 YEARS OLD and are now spending your time and money silencing her like a coward bitch as a grown ass man. She was a fucking baby! And you were OVER 18 during the last times you abused her! Sit down @sama.
homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters
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The urgent news that belongs on my Twitter feed. Look at him. 😭
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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How can men have a loneliness epidemic they’re always fucking chit chatting online with each other. We should be in the woods killing meat, and humping once a month at the meat cooking party with our wives. Anything else is communism.
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Hiring builders obsessed with SI. [email protected]
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Replying to @Kotaku
I agree @RitchieTorres. Let’s talk.
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🎉 3,000 SIGNATURES ON ANNIE ALTMAN’S (@anniealtman108) PETITION! THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE SIGNED! Please sign if you haven’t already and help her in her fight to have her 7+ hour deposition and testimony released publicly as she consented! She has two active lawsuits against her brother, Sam Altman (@sama), who sexually abused and raped her as an infant and child, and who has also blocked her from receiving her late father’s inheritance and tampered with and completely betrayed the wishes a beloved father had for his daughter. Annie’s WHOLE deposition deserves to be heard. And we need your help to make this right. We live in a country that proclaims “Liberty and justice for all”, yet for some reason this doesn’t seem to apply to survivors (aka: crime victims). THANK YOU for those of you who have signed! Let’s continue this momentum and help unseal this deportation so we can hear her entire testimony. 🔗 LINK TO SIGN HERE: c.org/d2CYVprjXp
⛔️ Annie Altman (@anniealtman108) gave her deposition and consented to share it - but her own words are still being blocked. I started a petition to unseal her full testimony. She answered the questions. She said yes to release. The court can honor that right now. 🗣️ Let’s make this go viral! 🔗Please sign and share if you believe survivors deserve to have their own voice heard and that Annie’s full deposition should be released: c.org/f55P5F4rXY
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More people need to start showing up at trump rallies and shout EPSTEIN! Bravo!
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Almost time to see some serious shit…
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Thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
⛔️ Annie Altman (@anniealtman108) gave her deposition and consented to share it - but her own words are still being blocked. I started a petition to unseal her full testimony. She answered the questions. She said yes to release. The court can honor that right now. 🗣️ Let’s make this go viral! 🔗Please sign and share if you believe survivors deserve to have their own voice heard and that Annie’s full deposition should be released: c.org/f55P5F4rXY
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I’m proud of the GameStop team. They rock. 🏴‍☠️🔥
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Replying to @markgurman
Big win for consumers. Consumers have also invested their hard earned money in to physical video games. Disk drives should be required on consoles.
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The Hollow Men American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider. By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire administrative state that has captured the modern corporation. This includes the Directors who exist solely to collect fees, the Executives who exist solely to collect bonuses, and the Managers who exist solely to hire consultants. These are the hollow men of the boardroom. They are masters of PowerPoint. They wear the right suits. They say the right buzzwords about "governance" and "ESG." But they are mercenaries fighting a war with someone else’s ammunition. In a functioning economy, authority is tied to liability. If you make a bad decision, you lose your own money. That fear of loss is the only thing that keeps a business honest. It forces you to cut waste, obsess over the customer, and stay late to fix what is broken. Today, we have severed that link. We have rigged the game so that heads, the Insider wins; tails, the shareholder loses. If the stock goes up, the Insider collects a massive performance bonus. If the stock crashes due to their own incompetence, they are fired with a "Golden Parachute" worth tens of millions. They are gambling with the house’s money, and they never leave the table poorer than they arrived. This looting starts in the boardroom. We have normalized a "Country Club" culture where directors are selected based on social profiling rather than their ability to build a business. The modern board member is often a professional tourist—paid an average of $350,000 a year. Let’s be brutally honest about what that number represents. The average director is paid nearly five times the GDP per capita of the United States. They earn more for attending four quarterly lunches than the vast majority of Americans earn in five years of hard labor. And for what? Most of these directors are "over-boarded," sitting on three or four boards simultaneously. They treat directorships as a gig economy for the elite. They fly in, rubber-stamp a compensation package they didn't read, and fly out. They collect checks from companies they do not understand, do not use, and certainly do not love. They are not there to ask hard questions. They are there to be collegial. They are there to protect the other Insiders. And what happens when these boards hire executives who also have no personal capital at risk? We get the Delegation Economy. When a Risk-Free Insider faces a crisis—bloated expenses, a broken supply chain, or a stale product—they do not roll up their sleeves. They hire a consultant. They pay a strategy firm millions of shareholder dollars to produce a 100-page deck telling them what they already know. This is not management. It is intellectual money laundering. They use shareholder capital to buy an insurance policy for their own careers. If the plan fails, they can blame the consultants. They delegate the work because they are terrified of the responsibility. They would rather preside over a slow, comfortable decline than risk a bold mistake. While American Insiders are busy optimizing their severance packages, our global competitors are optimizing their products. They are not slowed down by bureaucracy. They are not waiting for a slide deck. They are outworking us. If we continue to fill our C-suites with administrators instead of operators, we will lose our edge. We will see iconic American franchises hollowed out by fees, managed for the benefit of the Insiders, while the true owners—the shareholders—are left holding the bag. The time for polite governance is over. If we want to save the American economy from mediocrity, we must demand a return to the "Owner’s Mentality." We need leaders who treat shareholder capital with the same reverence they treat their own savings. The era of the Risk-Free Insider must end.
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I dress like a whore even when I’m not at the gym.
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What if we prank all the people who built bunkers into going to stay there forever?
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⛔️ Annie Altman (@anniealtman108) gave her deposition and consented to share it - but her own words are still being blocked. I started a petition to unseal her full testimony. She answered the questions. She said yes to release. The court can honor that right now. 🗣️ Let’s make this go viral! 🔗Please sign and share if you believe survivors deserve to have their own voice heard and that Annie’s full deposition should be released: c.org/f55P5F4rXY
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