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Genetic freak. Injured Man. Miniaturist. Wet Specimen, Test Subject. sfw account, follow @pixyprince1 for nsfw

Joined January 2024
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A thread of some of the dollhouses I've built
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The course of world history would be different if Al Gore had won in 2000 but, even more important than that, America would have had its first "Halloween President"
If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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You have one nice moment with your mother and she immediately starts eating pickles mouth open scrolling tiktok no headphones leaning over your shoulder breathing pickle breath in your face
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Asking me if I tried the unlabeled mysterious pickles in the fridge like she doesn't know I have celiacs and rolling her eyes when I remind her I haven't been able to eat something unmarked like that for seven years now.
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Underrated YCSE moment: when Billy says "it's a pink pineapple 😋"
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Dusting a baby elephant with shovelfuls of dirt oh what a job
Wonderful news: Murera has given birth to a baby girl this morning! Her daughter entered the world bathed in the light of a near-full moon, perfect in every way. We’ve named her Mwezi, which means moon in Swahili. Murera chose to give birth in her stockade, the place that has been her nighttime sanctuary all these years. Her delivery couldn’t have been more seamless – in fact, by the time the Keepers heard the rumbles and rushed to her side, it was all over! Mother and baby are doing very well, while Mwana is already proving to be an excellent and attentive big sister. More to come, but we're filled with joy and wanted to share Mwezi’s first moments with you. (Word is already out amongst the elephants – this morning, every wild-living Umani orphan showed up to meet the newest member of their family!) Congratulations to our extraordinary Murera: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o…
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Added muscle and moving all day during work means I've started to split my pants for the first time and it's always in the upper butt pocket area. Just letting you guys know I figured you'd want to know.
I'm far enough into transition to know that my fat has done all the redistribution it can, which means I can comfortably say my ass was always meant to be thick and shapely and it wasn't just stolen estrogen valour.
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I talk about transness so much online because I basically don't talk about it at all irl. Especially not with c!s people. I've probably said the word transgender out loud like, 30 times in my life total, and that's pushing it.
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First year of transition
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I'm far enough into transition to know that my fat has done all the redistribution it can, which means I can comfortably say my ass was always meant to be thick and shapely and it wasn't just stolen estrogen valour.
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Thick relatively to the rest of me at least. Testosterone took away the hip meat but the cheeks are still going strong.
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halloween pins from The Button Museum in Chicago, IL
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Puck retweeted
English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now
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I want to buy all the women all the houses
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Wore an outfit with three different types of camo and a woman stopped me on the street to complement it
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We locked up all the trading cards now I get called over a million times a day to unlock them. Playing new game called "Pokemon, Magic or Sports" where you guess which the customer is buying based on how they look. Magic and Sports fans are almost identical to each other-
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Pokemon buyers are the uglier guys who dress worse and moms. Sometimes the girlfriends of guys who called me over to unlock the Magic cards.
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Coworkers who I was complaining to yesterday said "so what, you make $16 an hour" and I had to correct him and say $14.95.
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One of my coworkers hit me with a "well you didn't grow up a girl" yesterday. Im actually stealth like that..
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I'm starting to think my celiacs bloat ain't just celiacs
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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I've had four ovarian cysts burst at this point doctors don't careeee
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