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If you're a man who's never pawed, groped, assaulted a woman, you are normal. Not good, not great.
This is how normal people behave.
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Indian middle class isn't working 10-12 hours everyday to become rich anymore.
They're working to buy protection from Govt failures.
Private school for children.
Private hospital for parents.
Car because public transport is pathetic.
Air purifier because clean air itself became luxury.
Water purifier because you can't trust tap water.
Gated society because basic security isn't guaranteed.
And Govt still arrives every month before everyone else to collect its share.
You pay for governance and then pay again because governance didn't deliver.
The only time Arnab has done something useful for the nation is as a cyclone that cleared our skies, gave Gurgaon an AQI below 50.
Karwachauth in school was pure joy: the teachers couldn't talk, so we got free periods and bonus gossip time. Then a few years ago, on a flight to Mumbai, the lady behind us proved fasting doesn't affect lung capacity. She kept telling her colleague that she was fasting and talked non stop
Wish people were as passionately invested in the state of democracy in our country as they are in how Sita is meant to look in the movie Ramayana!
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A Filmfare South winner, multiple SIIMA award recipient, Tamil Nadu State Film Award winner, Forbes 30 Under 30 honouree - that's Sai Pallavi, what a stellar actor!
Yet, Indian men will try to diminish her with random grainy shots from Ramayana because she doesn’t fit their narrow, patriarchal standards of beauty.
If they had their way, they'd rather cast Nora Fatehi as Sita!
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This is the best use of AI that only Indians can come up with.
Narendra Modi is talking to a baba through AI who died in 1993.
Baba, who is no longer in this world, tells Narendra Modi, “I remember meeting you in 1993, when I asked you to have some prasad.”
Baba then says, “I am proud that you are the PM of this country.”
And then comes the best part: “Narendra, please have some prasad today. Don’t make excuses by saying you’re fasting!”
If you still think India is progressing under his leadership after watching this in 2026, my friend, I’m sorry, but you seriously need help.
Feeling sorry for the ‘Bengali couple and their little kid enjoying pujo vibe’ for going viral. What started as ‘dude, won in life’ has now deteriorated into a mud slinging. The clip went viral because the lady is pretty and looks like a homemaker. Why didn’t the husband get a hair transplant if he’s so successful.
Social media has this awful habit pricking someone’s ballon of happiness by being sanctimonious pricks.
Had Diljit Dosanjh done a Bhajan rave, his Delhi concert wouldn’t have been cancelled citing security concerns
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It's Gujaratis who celebrate Navratri. And many Marathis.
When did Bengalis start celebrating Navratri? They used to celebrate Durga Puja.
If you think Navratri & Durga Puja are the same, it's you who is insulting Hinduism.
Every app is great till there’s a fvck up and you have to deal with their helpline and tear your hair out chatting to a bot.
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It is an absolute travesty that @SauravDassss and @AshutoshRanka haven't been released yet.
Two people who have done nothing to deserve what they're going through.
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A few years ago, Ashu had a high-paying corporate job in London, earning millions. Saurav was writing about the country’s legal system and living a great life. Both had successful careers, financial security and every reason to continue living the lives they had built for themselves.
But they chose to give it all up in the hope of making this country a better place. They had absolutely no reason to leave behind their comfortable lives, take to the streets, face uncertainty and eventually end up in jail. Yet they did.
What I admire most about these two is that despite coming from privileged backgrounds, they chose to fight for those who aren’t as fortunate. They could have easily looked the other way, enjoyed their lives and never bothered about the struggles of people they had never even met. Nobody asked them to make these sacrifices. Nobody expected them to. But they did, because they genuinely care about people beyond themselves.
And to me, that is the greatest quality a human being can have. To stand up for people you don’t know, to fight battles that aren’t your own, and to risk everything you have so that someone else might have a better life.
That’s the kind of people Ashu and Saurav are.
