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this is literally my world

London, England
Joined August 2012
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I hate this bitch
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LMAO YOU PISSED YOURSELF
A member of UCL faculty has just punched me in the face. Footage coming soon. Let's make this guy famous and get him sacked
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Cannot stop laughing about this "one bowl chocolate cake" review.
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Wife shoved poo in husband’s mouth saying ‘you talk s**t – I’ll make you eat it’ trib.al/VV6cnKc
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Excuse me???
How your hair looks matted and fall off the bone at the same time? Stfu Dalmatian
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this shits not even funny bro like its people like this walking among us 😭😭😭
my hometown’s reaction in 2 snapchat stories:
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Them stretch marks on that ass make me wanna holla 😍😂😭
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literally what humanity is supposed to be btw. existing and letting exist
Reading a gay book while the woman next to me is reading quran
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we will, thanks!!!
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and don’t snort any lines tonight bitch I don’t like meat with steriods in it @NICKIMINAJ
Oinka minaj we’re frying up those arms in the morning so get ready
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Replying to @DrescottP
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And replace the HOLLYWOOD sign with ALHAMDULILLAH
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A popstar with a backbone means everything to me
Replying to @PhillyJanet
Yall can go ✌️
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Dating in 2026 feels like self harm
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People that are white British can’t even pass GCSE English
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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Pretty brown skin face in the top 10🤎
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why is it normal to talk like this 🤢
How u telling me no travelodge pls Are you rising side? Oh Dumb bitch You gna suck me dry wherever lol
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Her parents must be the real set of losers for raising such a character to be the face of whatever this is. This is peak mental illness. You have to be utterly shameless, with a background rooted in dishonesty and a complete lack of self-worth to put yourself in this position
Tory leader Kemi Badenoch praises the Royal Navy and its role in ending the slave trade. Badenoch says that while 'labour have been talking about apologising' she is 'proud of our history' and wants us 'to remember our history in a proud way. trib.al/KBuIHcu
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The fact that Americans are still wondering why outsiders are so concerned with their elections, your lunatic president might drop a nuke on us man …😭
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She fucked that up. 🤣
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