@ChinoMellette funniest shit ive read this year. Im crying
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This is what they took from us.
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I jerked off so many donkeys.
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they would NEVER
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These California laws banning cum have got to go
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Fake news. All gwar cum is USDA certified organic.
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You know you’re getting old when your favorite band can’t produce their own cvm.
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Oh thank god, it's The Hard Times. I thought GWAR was washed for a second.
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In their case AI stands for Alien Ijackulate. – at Brampton, Ontario
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So, I wasted a whole year masturbating in a jar for nothing? Where’d my cum go???
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is nothing sacred anymore?
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I’m cool with Ai cum from Gwar
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Did @gwar actually jerk a robot off for this?
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This would go against literally everything they stand for.
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Damn you Gwar!!! You should have used real cum. Bunch of sellouts.
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I'm sure that any cum used was organically sourced.
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Did you want them to use the real thing??
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AI taking yet another job sad
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Plot twist, it was real cum.
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Taking jobs away from hard working Americans – at Queens, NY
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@ONEBIGMONSTER_: don’t ask me why I tagged you in this. I just know you’ll enjoy it
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Back in my day we used real cum and blood
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Can we get Pablo Torre on this
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Goddamnit GOD DAMN IT !
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Antarctic Incestual cum maybe
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