finger snapper/tongue clacker/midnight jacker
Minnesota, USA
Joined March 2020
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In a wild scene, Haywire made it through just one and a half songs at their Times Square pop-up show before the NYPD shut it down.
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Boston hardcore band Haywire played a surprise pop-up show in Times Square that lasted just one and a half songs before the NYPD shut it down and confiscated their gear.
consequence.net/2026/10/hayw…
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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If you smell cannabis in your neighborhood, here's what to do:
1). Mind your business
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Alex Pretti's father: We wish Alex was alive. This administration has taken that away from us. We will no longer stay silent about the actions of the Department of Justice. What we have been treated to is cruelty. By Dan Rosen in the US Attorney's office, from the Attorney General Todd Blanche, who has ignored our letter begging for basic information. They have shielded Alex's killers. This is not justice.
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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Jesse Ventura: “What happened in Minneapolis with ICE, they’re the Gestapo. This election is the most important election maybe in my lifetime. We have a party, the Republicans, who do not honor the Constitution. You don’t just go to war unconstitutionally. You don’t attack the Capitol, January 6th, and upend the change of power of the Constitution. I view Republicans today as fascist and anti-Constitution”
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Anthony Edwards all-time starting 5:
1. Steph Curry
2. Anthony Edwards
3. Michael Jordan (had to move him to the 3, because Ant is playing the 2).
4. KD
5. Shaq
Hardest player to guard? Luka Dončić
On Minnesota: "It's cold, but once you get used to that part...the people are great, they got real fans."
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WOLVES WIN!!!
WOLVES WIN!!!
WOLVES WIN!!!
#RealLoud
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Shot on 16mm & 8mm film, PROJECT SHAMROCK is a my new Halloween short set in the 1960s, years before the events of HALLOWEEN (1978) and HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982).
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This fact doesn't get enough coverage in Minnesota.
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The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history.
Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.
Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.
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When trying to save the birthplace of Black Sabbath you get A LOT of Sabbath content in your timeline. This is one of the maddest Sabbath covers I’ve seen by American Dominic Fragman. War Pigs. As a one man band.
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Everyone would agree Norm didn’t need a sketch. A conversation was enough.
I love this appearance with Craig Ferguson because there’s no elaborate premise, no character change, no carefully announced punchline.
They’re just talking about smoking, drinking, exercise and old television.
But watch how Norm handles an ordinary question. He’ll give you an answer that sounds perfectly straightforward, then quietly turn it into the strangest story you’ve heard all day.
To me, this is Norm doing what he does best: making a conversation impossible to predict.
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Norm Macdonald is trying to get a late night hosting job and his sales pitch is that the other candidates are too smart.
Then Conan asks what makes Norm the diverse choice.
“I’m three quarters gypsy,” Norm says.
By the time he’s finished explaining his family’s alleged roofing scam, Conan is telling him to shut up. And somehow, this is all part of Norm’s audition.
The genius of this bit is how he turns a job interview into a slow-motion career disaster snd keeps making it harder to look away
