From Blackpool in Burnham's China. "You can't win money at the horses And you can't fight the armed forces."
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Stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, people are no damn good !
BUT, they will always need masks and they will pay through the nose to get them...
All is forgiven Fallon Sherrock.
This really is money for old rope. 🪢
Cheryl pokes fun at her claim she's 'too famous to get milk in her pyjamas' 17 years on as she cashes in on £500k Deliveroo ad campaign trib.al/uQeYTFd
There’s something deeply satisfying about making more profit on the race than JP McManus while risking less than the cost of one of his cigars.🏇🚬😂
#MelbourneCup
JP McManus sparked sensational scenes on the eve of the Melbourne Cup by staking more than A$2 million of bets on the race – including A$1m (£523,000/€627,000) worth of wagers on leading British candidate Hopewell Rock
🔗 racingpost.com/news/festival…
Another one bites the dust.
Small balance in there, some might have substantial balances.
Ironically they were one of the very few books I had never had a problem with and they were decent for promotions.
Have @BestOddsBets done a runner ? If so @GamRegGB fails yet again !
Insane end to that match. Craigie goes for a suicide black (the sort of black Xintong would go for) and somehow pots it.
The snooker gods frowned upon the madness so sent the cue ball round the houses and in-off.
#InternationalChampionship
A Healey Halloween Horror budget. 🎃
The only organisation in the world more effective than Labour at closing down businesses is the US Justice Department and even THEY need a federal injunction first.
Can only imagine tomorrow’s headlines. 🤔🗞️
#Budget2026
#ULTIMATEDALLAS
Waffling hypocrite CX, 🔴Treasury punishing business employees NIC.✅️
🔴Hospitality pubs hit.✅️
🔴Small Business forced off high street, via rent hikes.✅️
🔴Given mayors more unnecessary tax powers.✅️
🔴Labour, highest borrowing in decades.✅️
🔴Labour is anti-business.✅️
#Budget2026 #PoliticsLive
Arsenal playing at Highbury this evening for the first time in 20 years.
@martinkeown5 is jealous he never got an Invincibles reunion tour.
#CarabaoCup
The government just handed us a massive checklist…
but still won’t tell us what the actual danger is. 📋🤷♂️
Why is the UK government suddenly acting like the US Office of Homeland Security? 🇺🇸🤨
#BeReady #UKPolitics
Surely not even this Labour government could manage this after weeks of torrential rain ?
Would be some achievement if it actually happens.
Britons warned reservoirs could run dry within weeks as secret 'Day Zero' plans drawn up
gbnews.com/news/reservoirs-r…
Another loony looking for Allan's Snackbar in Blackpool.
FFS. 🤬🤬🤬
#Blackpool
If United keep playing like this, Bryan might start drawing bigger crowds for his talks than their home games.
#ComoManUtd
Another absolute stinker from United. Captain Marvel must be watching this and wondering where it all went wrong.🤷♂️
At least he’s still got standards, he’s booked the grandest hotel in Blackpool: The Imperial.
Mrs Thatcher’s old haunt no less. Proper class. 🏨
#ATMMUN
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PSG V BARCA to finish 0-0 is 59/1 on the machine !!!
Punters expecting a basketball score at the Parc Des Princes this evening. 🏀
#PSGBarça
This isn’t the #NIOpen .
It’s the most violent episode of 'Gardeners’ World' ever filmed.
“Today on the show… we’re going to take these carefully selected seeds… and completely destroy them one by one in front of a live audience.” 🌱🎱
The only time I have ever seen a Man United player look more starstruck than this is when Rio Ferdinand spoke to Michael Jackson.
#manunited
😊 Watch Roy Keane Melt The Second His Hero Stallone Walks In
I’ve never seen him look so starstruck! 🤩
Look at his face when Sly walks in, and he’s got the Rambo t-shirt on too 😂 Watch him pull it down and straighten it when he stands up to make sure Sly sees it 😭
Looking forward to this episode. I love Sly, then again who doesn’t? The man’s a proper legend.
I've only got 66/1 each way on Fokina but I'll take it.
Just need him to beat Norman Bates, err, I mean Rafael Jodar in the final to land the biggie now.
FOKINA-HELL
@seancalvert1 150/1 pre-tournament pick Alejandro Davidovich-Fokina on Betting Weekly Game, Bet, Match beats World No1 Alexander Zverev and lands the 75/1 place money my making the final at the Shanghai Masters - he was 250/1 which was just missed. Well done Sean 👏
1. Large-scale job losses.
2. Damage to high streets, seaside towns and local economies.
3. Reduced funding for horse racing
4. Hugely increased black market (less consumer protection, no tax contribution).
If brains were taxable, this fella would get a rebate.
Another absolute stinker from United. Captain Marvel must be watching this and wondering where it all went wrong.🤷♂️
At least he’s still got standards, he’s booked the grandest hotel in Blackpool: The Imperial.
Mrs Thatcher’s old haunt no less. Proper class. 🏨
#ATMMUN