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Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2010
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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What was the over/under on this happening?
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It's hilarious to watch bitches like @JesseBWatters get triggered. – at Burbank, CA
Watters: It’s jealously. Obama's legacy is trash. All it is, he was black, Obamacare, Bin Laden, and the bail-outs. That's it
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My high school and my QB. Love 'em both. – at Burbank, CA
This morning at NE HS, the students spelled out QB1 to support Jalen Hurts. Jalen donated $600K to the HS last month to fund new air conditioning.
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Who this cunt doing the bad Trump impression? – at Burbank, CA
WATCH THIS. Right now at Trump's rally in Iowa: "Thank God you're building the ballroom." "They've never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace. So I came up with a new award. It's called the Man of the Century Award." 😂 MAGA is a cult.
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Terra e Mare Ristorante – Italian fine-dining experience in Studio City share.google/e0rfYvQs3KlbhUJ… – at Burbank, CA
Ok LA folks - i need to book a place for my bday dinner Friday night. Probably in the Sherman Oaks/Studio City area because im westside but ALL of my friends are valley & deep valley. It cant be insanely expensive but not cheap eats either. Must serve drinks too. Not Baccari or Firefly or Black Market. Who has suggestions?? Thank you!! I dont eat out much so I dont know places anymore.
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Dylan Baker. – at Burbank, CA
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Thanks to everybody who came out to see me and @ThatKevinSmith last night! We had a blast and you guys were AWESOME!
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Please stop infantilizing Zacharia. She’s a 41 year old woman who actively vied for a job she was unqualified for, while lying for years about her resume. Treating her like a victim does her — and women — zero favors.
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In fairness to her, she was terrible at it.
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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Forget the bar exam. Check to see if she's had a stroke. She can't form a sentence. – at Beverly Hills, CA
Zacharia: I moved to China where I did get a job in an international practice of a Chinese law firm. I was doing cross country border transactions and multimillion dollar shareholder agreements. Hannity: Did you ever take the bar exam a second time? Zacharia: I did not. Hannity: You consulted with many people and they advised you it was okay to call yourself a lawyer but not an attorney, correct? Zacharia: Correct. Hannity: There's a report out tonight that showed 15 social media posts where you identify yourself as an attorney. Zacharia: I think they were retweets. I corrected the record and said it's not endorsing the title. They were retweets of a title that had been given.
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ralphgarman retweeted
Well, this is embarrassing. 🎥 mamamary675
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If at all possible, please schedule all breaking news for the afternoon so Katie can be well rested. And, for God's sake, don't expect her to work after a PUMPKIN PATCH, you animals! – at Beverly Hills, CA
🤡 Katie Zacharia's first interview was also a disaster 🤡 Zacharia did a puff interview with a Pizzagate conspiracy theorist and she nonetheless had a hard time explaining the trainwreck that was her first briefing ("typically, briefs are in the afternoon"), why she failed the bar exam ("the results are somewhat inconsequential"), why she misrepresented for years that she's an actual attorney ("they said, 'you absolutely can call yourself a lawyer"), and she even shared her deep thoughts about Chinese toilets Here's a supercut:
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Holy fucking shit. What a disaster! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Reading is hard. – at Burbank, CA
Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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