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The Caffeinated One

@RatchetKeyblade

Level-1 healer. PGY-am I doing this. Even at the best of times I'm out of my mind. A ronin wandering the wasteland of medicine. The Great Clown Pagliacci. AuDHD

Joined November 2021
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boobs have the power to overcome all
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I wish I knew then what I know now. And are we ever gonna get to higher ground?
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Watched some quality horror movies the past few days
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I hope @bekaloo and all the other clown queens had a great Halloween
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The boobs on display on Halloween are truly works of art 🎃
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When you finally hit your stride again and realize this is THE WEEKEND that you'll finally catch up.....and then the EMR just straight up stops working at 9:15 pm on Friday night (I'm ending my shit in 30 minutes)
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Me when the updated monthly payment for my med school loans showed up on my screen. Clearly this federal loan website is broken because be so goddam forreal
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We don't have to talk. We don't have to dance. We don't have to smile. We don't have to make friends. It's so nice to meet you. Let's never meet again.
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Welcome to the resistance
b r e a d y // n s f w 🍉 (@MouldyBread13) profile pictureb r e a d y // n s f w 🍉@MouldyBread13Oct 29
Sorry but the UK government ain’t stopping me smothering a man with my pussy until he drowns. Or tits for that matter, fuck you Andy Burnham and fuck you everyone else.
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I can tell you fell from heaven. I can see the halo in your hair. I've been making angels jealous. I'm the only one who gets to touch you there.
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Don't you forget to call me on my Walkman. I'll call you on your Nokia. Love it when we're talking. Call on me, I'll call on ya.
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I really wanted to believe you Grandma, but these women are built DIFFERENT and I am FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
michael 🚀 (@FreesideMike) profile picturemichael 🚀@FreesideMikeOct 28
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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Unfortunately this is actually a highly effective technique
MAJOR (@Squeeze1i) profile pictureMAJOR
@Squeeze1iOct 29
I highly encourage people with ADHD to use spite as a motivator. look at how much shit you get done when it’s fueled by a “I got something for yo ass”
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I know I cant change you and I won't change. I might hate myself tomorrow, but I'm on my way tonight. Let's be lonely together. A little less lonely together.
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She'll be seeing ghosts tonight
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"My boobs could knock you out at full bounce"
babie (@babiegth) profile picturebabie
@babiegthOct 29
Don't care didn't ask + my boobs could knock you out at full bounce
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If you think I'm running back you're wrong. The only place I'm moving is on.
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Came all this way. Got out of my grave again, just to crawl back to my coffin
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Pool water dripping with confessions on you
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I'm still sleeping in this bed we made of fucking and fighting each day
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She said I like your confidence, but you're not the 1975. And no lie, that's quite the complement, but I'm not really looking for somebody tonight.
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