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Pronouns Armed/Dangerous NOT ADAM SCHIFF, it's SCHITT. Demonstrating how satire is indistinguishable from reality when mocking the left.

Washington, DC
Joined April 2022
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2021: “COVID didn’t come from China! That’s RACIST!” 😡 2026: “Trump making deals with China?! LITERAL TREASON!” 😡 Same people. Same map. Same meltdown.
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The tolerant violent left leaving their mark in the City of Chicago. These people are insane.
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Salesman of the year goes to whoever convinced these liberals to buy a home solar panel system in a wooded Midwest neighborhood. I need to find this guy and hire him!
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I can't help myself sometimes.
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MTG made millions in Congress? This is the problem.
I spent millions of my own money and TRAVELED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY campaigning for President Trump and his MAGA agenda and his promises. And Trump’s MAGA agenda included these key promises: NO MORE FOREIGN WARS. NO MORE REGIME CHANGE. WORLD PEACE. And THIS is what the people voted for. Only 6 months in and we are back into foreign wars, regime change, and world war 3. It feels like a complete bait and switch to please the neocons, warmongers, military industrial complex contracts, and neocon tv personalities that MAGA hates and who were NEVER TRUMPERS! After the bombs were dropped, we were told “complete success” and Iran’s nuclear capabilities were totally wiped out. Then it quickly turned to Iran’s nuclear facilities “partially damaged” and now it’s “we don’t know where their enriched uranium is.” Let me be very clear. My children are 22, 25, and 27. I will literally fight ANYONE for their future. And their future and their entire generation’s future MUST be free of America LAST foreign wars that provoke terrorists attacks on our homeland, military drafts, and NUCLEAR WAR. I am FIGHTING for them to have a future where they can afford to buy a home, afford insurance, invest for retirement, enjoy life, retain their God given freedoms, afford to raise a family under their Christian faith, not be in debt, safety and security, AND NOT HAVE OUR OWN TAX PAYER FUNDED GOVERNMENT DESTROY IT ALL. Contrary to brainwashed Democrat boomers think and protest about, Trump is not a king, MAGA is not a cult, and I can and DO have my own opinion.
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My X subscription ends tomorrow if I don't renew. Price jumped from $229.99/yr ($19/mo) → $490/yr ($41/mo). Hard to justify renewing when my reach is throttled and almost nobody sees my posts.
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Loomer is gonna be a trip the next couple of days
Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
She’s a fake doctor. I am shocked Ashley Biden didn’t check Joe’s prostate while they were in the shower together.
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Never trust anyone who shills for the IRS while at the same time roots against the fee market.
First, the company that owns @turbotax donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.   Now, he’s going after Direct File, the IRS program that lets you file your taxes for free.   Looks like Trump is choosing his corporate buddies over working families—again.
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Project 2025 women can no longer drive!
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I never knew who Bella Ramsey was but when I saw this picture I actually knew who they were talking about 😂😂😂
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We're stunned that she looked sober for this picture, but that's about it.
Kamala Harris stuns at the Met Gala.
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These are the same people who told you your job wasn't essential during covid.
Theater and the are Arts are essential!!
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Rep. Adam Schitt retweeted
47 hostages in 100 days thanks to the President. This is today, Dulles Airport. Tony Holden is a contractor from Memphis that was imprisoned for four years and hasn’t seen his youngest daughter since she was a baby. He’s home. Because of President @realDonaldTrump. 47 for 47.
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I didn't know Tim Pool was homeless.
Kristi Noem is such a bad ass, that she sat down this morning and confronted the homeless man that stole her purse last night at dinner.
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Katie Hobbs at Stage 4 TDS. My thoughts and prayers are with They and Their family
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Replying to @ChrisVanHollen
No American disagrees with you being escorted in the El Salvador prison system. Nobody!
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Pam Bondi has been in office for 67 days and still hasn't released the Epstein files.
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Replying to @SenAdamSchiff
Imagine believing that bringing an M-13 gang member back to the United States is winning. That's how far gone democrats have become.
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