Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/183… via @funnyordie
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Delivering pizza was something that even pizzarias in the smallest random towns figured out literally decades ago.
And @doordash enshittified it within a few years
Dear @DoorDash seriously. go fuck yourself. I went to an event last night so I can give out candy at a friends house and my mate gave out candy at the house. So he orders a pizza early like around 3 or 4 and gets updates its been pushed back and pushed back. And then eventually
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
I hate Jets Fan Halloween, what do you mean you’re the wind that knocked down the Broncos kickoff in the 1998 AFC championship game that ultimately led to the Jets blowing a 10-0 lead and not making a Super Bowl they absolutely would have won
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Netflix has spent the last 10 years trying to render movie theaters obsolete. i wrote about why they failed, why they gave up, and why abandoning their holy war on exhibition could save the struggling company from becoming obsolete itself.
indiewire.com/features/comme…
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Great story by @zinoman on a revolting development nytimes.com/2026/10/29/arts/…
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I am very much drawn to Sheng Wang's deadpan delivery and sharp writing on the most banal and mundane aspects of life.
Check out the latest in my series of conversations with artists about the mystery of the human creative impulse: washingtonpost.com/style/202…
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Not true in the slightest. The disappointment around Episode 1 was palpable — and this was before the mainstream online movie discourse. People actually talked to one another about how much it sucked. We still do. Because they suck.
I have a little merch store where you can snag some sweet Chrissy Cal tees! Show off to your moms!
chrissycal.dashery.com/
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Shooting something new in a couple weeks. Would love to do a better job documenting the process. This is also technically my first narrative work for hire as a director. Is there any part of the process that would be most interesting to get breakdowns on? Any sneak peak requests?
My man rocking that Jets cap, baby! Vinny!
Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino checking in from the #WorldSeries 👋
ALT Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino smile for a photo in the crowd at Game 1 of the World Series.
Just saw Whalefall and now I charge my friends, family, and all of you to please ensure I never get swallowed by a whale. Thanks in advance!
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#CanusaStreet continues to stay timely and in the news…
The Haskell Free Library and Opera House opened in 1901 with the US-Canada border running right through the middle of the building, represented by a black line on the floor. Some parts of the library are in Vermont while others are in Quebec, although visitors can use both sides. cnn.it/4zJT5z7
