Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, UT, VT, VA, WA, WI, WY, and Washington, D.C.
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Delivering pizza was something that even pizzarias in the smallest random towns figured out literally decades ago.
And @doordash enshittified it within a few years
Dear @DoorDash seriously. go fuck yourself. I went to an event last night so I can give out candy at a friends house and my mate gave out candy at the house. So he orders a pizza early like around 3 or 4 and gets updates its been pushed back and pushed back. And then eventually
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Netflix has spent the last 10 years trying to render movie theaters obsolete. i wrote about why they failed, why they gave up, and why abandoning their holy war on exhibition could save the struggling company from becoming obsolete itself.
indiewire.com/features/comme…
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Great story by @zinoman on a revolting development nytimes.com/2026/10/29/arts/…
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I am very much drawn to Sheng Wang's deadpan delivery and sharp writing on the most banal and mundane aspects of life.
Check out the latest in my series of conversations with artists about the mystery of the human creative impulse: washingtonpost.com/style/202…
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Not true in the slightest. The disappointment around Episode 1 was palpable — and this was before the mainstream online movie discourse. People actually talked to one another about how much it sucked. We still do. Because they suck.
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Shooting something new in a couple weeks. Would love to do a better job documenting the process. This is also technically my first narrative work for hire as a director. Is there any part of the process that would be most interesting to get breakdowns on? Any sneak peak requests?
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#CanusaStreet continues to stay timely and in the news…
The Haskell Free Library and Opera House opened in 1901 with the US-Canada border running right through the middle of the building, represented by a black line on the floor. Some parts of the library are in Vermont while others are in Quebec, although visitors can use both sides. cnn.it/4zJT5z7
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Every single one of these bastards has a financial stake in this nonsense, which is why they are selling out their craft.
#FuckAI
Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: "It's Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled" hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Chris Calogero retweeted
CEO gives a pep talk to his team! He got a 589 million dollar bonus for interacting with these peasants!
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My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it
“It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com
“A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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Hey all. My movie CAPTAIN TSUNAMI can now be seen for free on the Roku Channel. Please check it out so we can get some algorithm love. Thanks! therokuchannel.roku.com/deta…
