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expectations can kill a simple man.

Joined December 2010
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I may not say it enough but I appreciate my friends more than they know. Every single one of you and me have a hilarious story together lol
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i’m so glad i got the chance to experience this shi
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I’m not turning my life “around” but I’m definitely gonna abuse glp1’s lol Seems like a fun fad. Count me in
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Again. See any modern day over under above 70, nonetheless on a weeknight… 2nd, 3rd mortgage bang the over. Sick work
North Texas is 6-2 and has scored 35+ against everyone except defending champs Indiana. Really solid team!
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Anti Sicko bar. Should be out of business by tomorrow
If your bar doesn’t allow you to watch JMU/Troy + UNT/FAU at the same time find a new establishment
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This is now an anti Rudy account. Mute if necessary
Breaking: Rudy Gobert is dressing up as an NBA player for Halloween
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Rudy hate won’t be tolerated but this is hilarious
My son was born and I told him Rudy Gobert is our center
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Small college football bathrooms is a top 5 thing I follow on Twitter. Odd. But kinda awesome
THE PREMIER BATHROOM IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL🚽 Clear 40 yard line views from this one of a kind bathroom at JMU’s Bridgeforth Stadium!
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Sports betting really ruined sports bruh . That shit sad . 😢
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matter of fact…. give me 2 gay sons
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Vehemently co-sign this
Gambling addiction is worse than drug addiction
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Gay son has taking a commanding lead going into the 4th. #nuke
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Historicity when you see these outlandish outlier lines you smash them and there are 110 pts scored and you just wonder why you didn’t take out a second mortgage to bet with. Just saying
The FAU-North Texas game tonight has an over/under total of 77.5 points 😳 North Texas’ offense is 2nd in FBS. FAU’s offense is 17th in FBS. North Texas’ defense is 116th in FBS. FAU’s defense is 130th in FBS.
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Gay son slides safety into home to extend the lead to 20. #nuke
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This is wildly accurate
Other conferences have east and west divisions. The big 12 has an ideology division Behold the big 12 liberal and the big 12 conservative. Will give full list if you want
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The entire point of the blackout unis is that they don’t have accents. How is this so hard to grasp for some. It’s like yall are trying to say it’d be cool if 1+1=3. I can’t believe this needs explaining. Also teams like Lville & Cincy do blackouts with accents & it’s not as cool
I want to show my appreciation to Iowa State, Oklahoma State, and the Big 12 for working together on this magnificent uniform combination for Saturday night on Halloween.
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Again if you think there’s a zero percent chance they love on from Campbell after year one you are mistaken. There is a push with people with real money that have never liked him. It is very much in play that they swallow that loss and move on from CMC
You can get into the Penn State-Purdue game this weekend for $6. Lower level 50-yard line $36.
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Interesting stuff
The Brewers won the World Series last night. And nobody on the field earned a dollar from the final game of the World Series. Here’s why. MLB players don’t get paid salary in the postseason. Instead, every playoff team gets a cut of a bonus pool funded by ticket sales. Players split their team’s cut among themselves. Those are playoff shares. Milwaukee’s cut will be the biggest. But today they’re thinking about ring sizes. The other 11 clubhouses are thinking about the check. How the pool works: • Only the minimum games count: the first 2 of the Wild Card, 3 of the Division Series, 4 of the LCS and World Series • Players get 60% of the ticket money from those games • Milwaukee clinched in Game 5, so that game paid $0 To put it in perspective: • Last year’s pool: $128.2 million • The champion takes 36%, which was $46.1 million for the Dodgers Who gets paid: • With the club since June 1? Full share, automatically • Everyone else gets voted on by the players • That vote matters: the 2022 Astros gave out 59 full shares and set the record at $516,347. The 2025 Dodgers gave out 82 What a full share paid last year: • Won the World Series (Dodgers): $484,748 • Lost the World Series (Blue Jays): $354,118 • Lost the NLCS (Brewers): $168,853 • Lost the Wild Card (Red Sox): $9,347 A nearly 52x gap. For context, a player on major league minimum last year, which was $760,000, it was 63.8% of his salary. These are the conversation we’re having with our big league clients right now. Especially as we head into what looks like a lockout, these playoff shares hold real value
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The black jack $ number is infinity and historically too high. It’s been this way a couple of years running now. Something changed and it’s not something legal. I’ll let your imagination run with this one because things are happening behind the scenes here
Nevada casinos' net win in September: Blackjack $94.0 million Craps $32.6 million Roulette $33.6 million Baccarat $58.6 million Sports $54.1 million Penny slots $113.9 million [Source: Nevada Gaming Control]
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When penny slots (keeps the casinos lights on) are down 25% year over year… you best believe and bet your bottom dollar they are up to some sly sly sly things in other areas.
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This guy talks for 15 minutes and I can’t understand a single thing he’s talking about. It’s like he’s an AI chatbot trained on airport leadership books.
Matt Campbell on Penn State's losing stretch: "Leadership is not when it's going great." 🧠 Is sustained success the right plan, or does Penn State need results now? 🤔👇 #PennState
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