Ray Smiley

Ok Fellow Floridians...this one has been driving me nuts since its inception: School bus cameras. The video below shows the rediculousness of it all. BOTH sides of a divided highway MUST stop for a stopped schoolbus, REGARDLESS of the fact of whether or not children are crossing said highway. Otherwise, you get a $230 ticket. To ice the cake, Ive seen snails on heroin move faster than kids get off the bus these days. When we were comin up, them shits had No A/C, and we were off em faster than a scared iguana on crystal meth....one more reason to vote YES on 3. The school bus camera income alone probably replaces the property tax income @StraightFlorida @RacingToDisney @MarcoVa66207693 @JackLinFLL

Id say Im a 50/50 mix of swamp redneck and keys conch...

C'mon Rays! Red Sox came back from a 3-0 deficit to beat the wokekees in '04 @GovRonDeSantis @itsJohnRocker @StraightFlorida @JackLinFLL @RacingToDisney

After about a year in the ground, the Yellow Scotch Bonnet decided to produce...anyone up for some Arse burn? @AlexDelarge6553 @RacingToDisney @BBQBoilermakers @Michaelfiore

What a beautiful night it is in South Florida. Nice light breeze, 76°, five shots of Jack Daniels and the surpise kick of damn THC popsicle the wifey handed me...any fans of Fritz the cat? @AlexDelarge6553 Im pretty sure youve seen that great film

This weeks outhouse thinking session has arrived! Gonna have a liiiittle bit 🤏 of fun with this one @StraightFlorida @JackLinFLL @MarcoVa66207693 and since you asked everyone whay theyre drinkin tonight..@AlexDelarge6553

Ok, its been a while since I saw the prototybe libtard family, but, leavin the gym (at the YMCA) this evening, they were having a halloween event. Parked in front of my truck, was a lesbaru ascent, what walked out of it: short haired chubby woman in an incredibles costume, wearing an N95, her husband, rockin like a flat broccoli hairdo, and a batman tee, also wearing an N95, one of their mothers, also wearing an N95, with a little rat dog dressed in a halloween shirt, sitting in her handbag, and a daughter...yes...ALSO wearing an N95...I should have video'd it, but, being kids and cops around, and the fact they were lookin right at me, I didnt...@StraightFlorida , perfect content for a comic of yours. The sad thing is, I dont think these people are snowbirds, noting the little kid.

FINALLY! A WORLD SERIES that aint a WOKE SERIES! #RaysUp , Lets bring it home for the GOAT of all governors @RonDeSantis !!!

Another beautiful day at flamingo. The Yanks are startin to show up, but they aint the snow karen/neil type, if they were Id hear em complainin about the bugs from out in tarpon creek @JackLinFLL @StraightFlorida

I guess this raven hates "the raven" as much as I do...

youtu.be/QIOTkVHq5Fc?is=PeZ6…. Flamingo bound tomorrow folks! (Yes Willie has gone woke but, hell he's WILLIE FKN NELSON!

Sometimes I wish that @BoeingAirplanes would work on a modern, fuel efficient version of their greatest workhorse, the 727. T-tail. 3 engines. No glass cockpit, modern autopilot system, 2 man crew. Who wouldnt wanna fly it? What say @MCCCANM @InfantryPilot ?

Top ten best comedy movies: 1. Monty Python and the holy grail 2. Airplane! 3. Caddyshack (currently watching) @AlexDelarge6553 repost and input for greater survey value.

Another hornets nest kick: I can't believe Im watching Major League for the first time as we speak...@ClayTravis ...the Natural is still better.

And...THE CLEVELAND STINKERS have beaten the Obama Dong Sox! Good Job Stinkers! Go Rays and Go Brewers! #mlb

This weeks edition of Outhouse Thinking Sessions, different booze, different topics. Comment and share my friends! @BBQBoilermakers @StraightFlorida @JackLinFLL @MarcoVa66207693 @AlexDelarge6553 @LenBritton

Weekly outhouse thinking session incoming in about 2 hours after a booze, grocery and burger run in the wifes lesbaru. Any hornets nests I need to kick for yalls entertainment?

Florida man note: the last 2 "I" storms to be recycled, came back with a vengence Isaias in 2020 was a nothing burger, came back pissed off. Irene in 1999 was also a nothing burger (I remember a day off school and lots of rain), but came back hard (cant remember what year)...any others? @JackLinFLL @StraightFlorida

...a Friday night outhouse rockin session with Jack Daniels? (My Hair is way better than Vince Neils was when he was my age...and its all natural...just sayin @AlexDelarge6553 and it aint a boilermaker but its close (and makes no dishes) @BBQBoilermakers Heres some friday night crue for ya @MarcoVa66207693