Undefeated semi pro boxer. Love Hearts, Partick Thistle, EKFC, Crystal Palace, Charlton and Leicester. Hate Hibs & QPR.
Joined August 2016
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Heading up to Manchester for a pop concert if anyone wants to meet up and be severely let down by the fact that I am a much milder, less interesting individual than the loudmouth character I portray on this microblogging application. 👊
Even though Maya Jama blocked me on here (idiot), I still believe there are no losers on Celebrity Traitors™️.
Losing doesn’t happen to you if you’re a celebrity. If you want to know what a LOSER is, look inwards. These people are rich, adored, important and just simply better.
On the rare occasion I disagree with a woman on here, why do they insist on weaponising penis size? Like only a man with a small cock would dare argue?
It’s ridiculous.
Going up north tomorrow with veteran Twitter lads and every time we meet up there’s always loads of big ones.
Del (deceased) retweeted
I know I always use this example, but it still stands
The all timer between @ReallyNiceDerek and @LennoxLewis
Will never not be funny
Right fine, I’ll admit why I was banned for a week. And if that OFFENDS some of you, so be it.
Banned for being a FEMINIST and threatening a nasty, cancelled IRISH comedian.
When I found the reason, I said “ban me for 10 days instead of 7”, but they just kept it to 7.
@Lizabidobay2 @eneribehave @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3 @idlewildgirl just letting strong, independent female women know that although you don’t NEED my help, I was just doing my part.
Del (deceased) retweeted
FFS not Patrick Stewart 😔. One of the best Extras stars. Great captain in Star Wars and the voice of the bald bloke in American dad. RIP
🤖 Made with AI
Del (deceased) retweeted
Heard he’s got Taylor, Shields, Serrano, Nicholson and Courtenay as pall bearers.
So they can let him down one last time.
Huge shoutout to the soldiers of the #GroupChat who refused to hand the leadership responsibilities over to anyone else all week, even though I was dead.
They would rather a dead me be in charge than a living Joel. And that says a LOT about me (and Joel)
Told Penelope L that I was assistant general manager in Tesco (showing off to impress birds) and after I went missing/died last week she told me she phoned up every single Tesco in London to ask if Derek worked there and if he was ok.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🥐
Del (deceased) retweeted
Hi everyone. This is Del’s boyfriend here, confirming news of his sad death.
He leaves behind a wife, a loving family, quite a few girlfriends and me (Sebastian).
Details of his funeral have been passed to his high-net-worth contacts. Poor people: Please mourn from a distance.