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She/Her, Queer. I am the fungal piece of shit that will tell you the name of God.

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Joined August 2010
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I'm putting together a team...
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no one: absolutely no one: jesus:
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Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life
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Shroom Hunter retweeted
I worked at an autism summer camp and one of the girls stopped and took a picture of every mushroom we passed on a hike and I was like “you must really like mushrooms huh!” and she went “only since last week but im thinking about getting really into them”
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Good morning this showed up on my tiktok fyp again and I almost cried tears of joy
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Pascal's Wager but for No Nut November
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THE ACCURACY
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Willem Dafoe and Jenna Ortega on the set of ‘BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE’.
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Tapping a mushroom is a quick way to judge the density of a mushroom. The more dense/ solid sounding the mushroom, the better
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“actually in [insert country] everybody has servants!!” is one of my favorite outrageous statements lol. i love to imagine the insane human centipede style service worker system that would be required for this society to exist
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I think about this tweet every day. Why did I get an email that there was an update on my flight…and it was to tell me it’s going ahead
banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
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DID in media: this guy will turn into a crazy freaking cycle path if he sneezes 😦😦😭😭 DID irl:
i hate being a did system WHO THE FUCK ADDED INSTANT COFFEE TO OUR BATH
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says so much about where society is
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save me fungi chairs.... fungi chairs save me...
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I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.
What is your unpopular opinion about friends that will have you like this?
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