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Joined March 2025
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accurate text i just received: "A lot of the biggest shitheads that ever walked the face of the earth are having a seriously awful night."
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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Texas forever.
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Texas forever.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Aubrey Huff:
you know who else gained control of the house? my ex wife
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Imagine spending months campaigning only for your race to be called 5 minutes after the polls closed. lol.
Illinois, if you're still waiting to vote, stay in line! Polls close at 7 PM, but Illinois law guarantees your right to vote as long as you're in line by then, no matter how long it takes. Every vote counts!
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Building something special
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It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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lol. Greg Gabriel blocked me over this. I. Response to “don’t be surprised when the bears go to Indiana.” What a soft, sensitive, geriatric?
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Replying to @ggabefootball
Update?
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Morning Joe on Haley Stevens and Mike Rogers ties to Israel Guest: Mike Rogers' staffers registered foreign agent for Israel... This is one of the questions around corruption. It's not new that you would have someone with main character syndrome who reveals herself at the end to be in it for her. That is an ancient political dynamic. ...Whose country are we actually prioritizing and whether or not there is a 'there, there' around following the money into foreign interests.
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Ravens have to give the Bears a 4th for Bagent bc they're desperate. We'll take a 5th if they take Mark Carman with him tho
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Stanek calls me soft, talks about a soft generation, and then blocks me for...words. Keep making money off the backs of kids, buddy. Not scummy at all.
It’s ridiculous. Too many ppl in baseball think they know everything. Dude said he considers his tweets like a newspaper….like, WHAT?!
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
.@Chicago_NFL sup homie
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Eagles SB Champ Alshon Jeffery: "Started in Chicago so I have to end it in Chicago..."
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Alshon Jeffery will retire as a CHICAGO BEAR and "it's coming soon" 🐻 @AlshonJeffery_1 | @heykayadams | @ChicagoBears
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Jesus H. Strawman retweeted
Replying to @AdamHoge
@AdamHoge are they still on the half yard line in Indiana?
Sources tell @312SportsChi the #Bears and NFL want the stadium in Arlington Hts. to open in 2031, with a Super Bowl slated conditionally for 2033. As we reported two weeks ago, the benching of Kevin Warren accelerated the process, but it was always about AH. DBU. Links⬇️
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Never, I'm going to beat this horse to death like a reply guy does to an average looking woman's tweet
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