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Jesus H. Strawman

@RecoveringProf

meh.

Joined March 2025
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John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood5h
accurate text i just received: "A lot of the biggest shitheads that ever walked the face of the earth are having a seriously awful night."
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Connor Ewing (@ConnorMEwing) profile picture
Connor Ewing@ConnorMEwing9h
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow6h
Touching: Darline Graham honors her brother, the late Lindsey Graham, by finishing on bottom
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehill7h
#BREAKING: Darline Graham falls to Democrat Annie Andrews in stunning Senate GOP defeat thehill.com/homenews/campaig…
Darline Graham falls to Democrat Annie Andrews in stunning Senate GOP defeat

Darline Graham falls to Democrat Annie Andrews in stunning Senate GOP defeat

Republican Sen. Darline Graham (R-S.C.), who President Trump personally picked to succeed her late brother Sen. Lindsey Graham’s (R-S.C.) and was then encouraged by the president to run for a full …

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James Talarico
@jamestalarico6h
Texas forever.
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Pamela Maldonado
@pamelam355h
Texas forever.
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Brandon Warne
@Brandon_Warne6h
Aubrey Huff:
Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) profile pictureSophia Benoit@1followernodad6h
you know who else gained control of the house? my ex wife
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Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) profile picture
Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBearsNov 3
Building something special
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Ziggy_Sobotka
@Ziggys_Duck20h
It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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Jesus H. Strawman@RecoveringProfOct 30
Replying to @ggabefootball
Update?
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Clipping Wings
@ClippingWingsNov 2
Morning Joe on Haley Stevens and Mike Rogers ties to Israel Guest: Mike Rogers' staffers registered foreign agent for Israel... This is one of the questions around corruption. It's not new that you would have someone with main character syndrome who reveals herself at the end to be in it for her. That is an ancient political dynamic. ...Whose country are we actually prioritizing and whether or not there is a 'there, there' around following the money into foreign interests.
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StartKyleOrton@startkyIeortonNov 2
Ravens have to give the Bears a 4th for Bagent bc they're desperate. We'll take a 5th if they take Mark Carman with him tho
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Sammy Davis Jr. 5000@SDJfiveKOct 30
.@Chicago_NFL sup homie
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Kay Adams (@heykayadams) profile picture
Kay Adams
@heykayadamsOct 30
Eagles SB Champ Alshon Jeffery: "Started in Chicago so I have to end it in Chicago..."
Up & Adams (@UpAndAdamsShow) profile pictureUp & Adams
@UpAndAdamsShowOct 30
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Alshon Jeffery will retire as a CHICAGO BEAR and "it's coming soon" 🐻 @AlshonJeffery_1 | @heykayadams | @ChicagoBears
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Mr Uribe@NellCarter2023Oct 30
Replying to @AdamHoge
@AdamHoge are they still on the half yard line in Indiana?
Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein) profile pictureDan Bernstein@dan_bernsteinOct 30
Sources tell @312SportsChi the #Bears and NFL want the stadium in Arlington Hts. to open in 2031, with a Super Bowl slated conditionally for 2033. As we reported two weeks ago, the benching of Kevin Warren accelerated the process, but it was always about AH. DBU. Links⬇️
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Mr Uribe@NellCarter2023Oct 29
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ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 29
The Bears are reportedly close to a deal to stay in Illinois. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Report: Bears are close to a deal to stay in Illinois

Report: Bears are close to a deal to stay in Illinois

So much for Hammond, Indiana.

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Mr Uribe@NellCarter2023Oct 29
Replying to @tacogladiator @fromthe108
Never, I'm going to beat this horse to death like a reply guy does to an average looking woman's tweet
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Jordan Schultz
@Schultz_ReportOct 29
Text from an NFC GM: “Respect to the Bears for doing that. That offense with this defense now makes them a Super Bowl roster for this year and for years to come without a doubt.”
Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) profile pictureJordan Schultz
@Schultz_ReportOct 29
BREAKING: Titans are trading Jeffery Simmons to the Bears, per sources.
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New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) profile picture
New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYorkOct 29
"Can I say one thing? RIP Stacey King who we lost recently. A person I knew when I was in high school here. He supported our team…his kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today…My thoughts & prayers are with him & his family. We miss him" – Jalen Brunson in Chicago
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Pitch Profiler (@pitchprofiler) profile picture
Pitch Profiler
@pitchprofilerOct 29
John Smoltz continues to criticize Jacob Misiorowski because he can’t fathom the idea of someone being better than he ever was in just their second year of Major League Baseball. He’s a deeply insecure man who can’t accept that someone is succeeding in a way that challenges his conventional ideas about pitching. There is no analysis from Smoltz anymore, and there hasn’t been in a long time. It’s just projections from a grumpy old man yelling at clouds.
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