Grace Reiter

Pro Tip: don’t shave your mustache so people will stare at it and in your head you can think they are looking at your lips cause they wanna kiss you 😘

Never seen someone more confused than a subway employee making a sub

Can’t believe in high school I thought playing pool over text was the pinnacle of flirting

Twitch clip of me and my egg salad and tuna sandwich

I wish stores that only carried XS-L would put a big middle finger decal on the window that says fuck fatties with directions to the nearest Torrid so I don’t waste my time

I feel really bad for my roommates cause I’m in my tuna/sardine era and the kitchen smells insane

Just had two McDonald’s breakfast burritos and a coffee ready to sink up this flight ✈️ 🤪

I got birth control for the first time, and I very much feel like a preteen who just got her first bra

Seeing attractive people at Ikea is so sad cause they’re always in relationships

Just saw a bee roughly the same size as a hummingbird. Does this have something to do with climate change?

Why does perfume smells so perfumy but body sprays don’t

Gamers be like “you got the 50 fps sunscreen?”

New to dating apps had no idea this many people liked to hike my god

Any notes on my audition