Socialist and comic with a special interest in Brian Wilson
Texas, USA
Joined March 2021
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Putting on a boyfriend clinic making my girlfriend laugh doing a flawless "damn son where'd you find this"
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james talarico here. if you don't give me $5 right now i will kill myself
The real test of a Millenial/Gen Z relationship is whether she can accept that a progressive house remix of Mr Brightside will be on the wedding mix
If Patrick Stewart wasn't known as a comic actor it's only because he was gracious enough to leave some work for the rest of the actors.
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If only there was a big budget, earnestly played, cinematic movie trilogy about a battle of good vs evil that came out at the same time that we could compare it to... 🤔🤔🤔
This land would be healed if we could see Imagine Dragons on MTV unplugged but that moment has passed and all we have left are regrets
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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Imagine the alluvial fans the Big Rock Candy Mountains would form
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Ratatouille is such a great movie because it’s ruthlessly in favor of meritocratic inegalitarianism. “Anyone can cook,” not “everyone can cook.”
The duty of Chef Linguini is to forfeit his arbitrary inherited status as a human and serve to elevate the deserving übermaus Remy.
Co-Star is always like "you're doing your best" when you're reading about the history of phillip's head screwdrivers instead of filling out a job application
