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Rick Aaron

@RickAaron

The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

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Joined April 2009
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My television roles include “Fleeing Suspect” on Season 3 of Cops and “Jubilant Non Father” on Season 7 of the Maury Povich Show.
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I like to scare myself with my own driving at least once a day 🥰
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NurseBrianRN@rn_murseOct 30
crazy scary shit is happening all around me. guess, i’ll just go upstairs & soap up my boobies real slow in the shower. -horror movies in the 80s
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Kristen@Kica333Oct 25
Doctor: How often do you exercise? Me: 3 times. Doctor: A week or a month? Me: I have given my answer.
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A Nigerian prince just called with my lab results but I didn’t have any Apple gift cards.
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BREAKING: Disappointed AI agents find nothing in my bank accounts but overdraft charges.
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Spotted the Presidential limousine today
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Big pharma ads are like “Ask your doctor if this medication with 543 side effects & an unpronounceable name is right for you!”
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She was told that she can still call herself the White House Press Secretary.
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You know what else is “Flamin’ Hot” & “Dirty”? A burning bag of dog poop on the doorstep. Stop it!
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The Vatican announced Pope Leo’s lung cancer by releasing Lucky Strike smoke from the Sistine Chapel chimney.
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Kelly Clarkson blasts Louvre staff who wouldn’t sell her a smiley lady painting.
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Yes I’m awake. Isn’t that a thing they have for dead people? I’m that.
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Employees at that store in Brooklyn should just give Kelly Clarkson the bird.
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[First day as doctor] Me: Gross.
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This is very tragic & sad. Also the most unfortunately named media outlet to cover this particular story. RIP.
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@UKBlackcurrentOct 8
Three sisters whose bodies were pulled from the sea off Brighton took their own lives, a coroner has ruled. Jane Adetoro, 36, Christina Walters, 32, and Rebecca Walters, 31, died on 13 May. The coroner concluded the women had intended to take their own lives and said it might never be known why they chose Brighton.
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My grandma would tell us that we’d go blind if we sat too close to the TV while she drank her gin in a cloud of unfiltered cigarette smoke in her home that was made solely out of asbestos.
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Imagine the nervous eye contact avoidance & awkward silence if Jim Bakker & the Venom singer had to take the same hellevator.
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Which wine pairs best with a plague?
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The fast food burger I order versus the one I actually get
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BREAKING: Sen. Schmitt has evidence that Jack Smith colluded with U.S. Army surgeon Captain Hawk Pierce.
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