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Jennifer Killa Dilla@HauntedJennifer9 Jun 2022

Please excuse me while I mentally checkout 🎀

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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellOct 30

a voice message cause i talk fast and can condense three paragraphs into thirty seconds (it’s called being demure)

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Jennifer Killa Dilla@HauntedJenniferOct 31

I like to scare myself with my own driving at least once a day 🥰

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JG Dubz🥸@GDitkaOct 30

It would be soooo funny if my friends would do the bit where they are unconditionally supportive and send me money

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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Oct 30

Guess I’ll check the replies real quick on my controversial tweet that hit 11k likes and 1.1k retweets while I was busy working today

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Wiffle Ball Helmet@wffleballhelmetOct 31

I forgot to ask for raisin toast with my all star special and now my day is ruined ☹️

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 27

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and wondered if you'd like to join our doomsday cult

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 30

"Are you grooming me?" I ask at 41 years old

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 30

[Me as an empath] Being on fire looks painful

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 31

I'm going as Rusty's balls for Halloween

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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀.@im_all_idOct 7

It's dangerous to go alone take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at cvs)

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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀.@im_all_idOct 28

Having a cold is so weird. Should I go to sleep or eat 5000 calories

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Rick Aaron@RickAaron1 Nov 2022

The x-rays of my kids’ Halloween candy were inconclusive so the doctor ordered a Kit KAT scan.

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Rick Aaron@RickAaron27 Oct 2015

Dimming my porch lights for a spooky Halloween effect. And also so kids won't notice I'm giving them stale Easter candy.

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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀.@im_all_idOct 29

I bet dating me goes so hard if you're stupid

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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop1Oct 30

College hoes have it so easy now. We had to brave freezing temps and slide down an ice hill on our barely covered coochies to party on Halloween. It’s 70 gd degrees today.

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Rick Aaron@RickAaron3 Oct 2018

Decorating my yard for Halloween with all the skeletons in my closet.

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 30

gettin all up in my feels today, if ya wanna pull up

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 30

need to remortgage my house to buy Halloween candy, sheesh

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 30

forgot the consequences of my own actions again

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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 30

was not murdered today, unfortunately.

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