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I've watched Princess Diana pass away.
I've watched Michael Jackson pass away.
I've watched Betty White pass away. I've watched Queen Elizabeth pass away. I've watched Dolly Parton pass away & many others.
I was alive when 9/11 happened. 😔
I remember dial up & witnessed the rise of the internet.
Records become 8 tracks then cassettes became CDs, and CDs become streaming. VHS became DVDS, then DVDS became Netflix.
Landlines became mobiles... then somehow our phones became cameras, maps, computers, and basically our entire lives.
I remember the life before Google, before social media, before Amazon showed up at your door the next day.
We didn't just live through a few decades, we lived through an entire world changing.
And now… God help us!
Bob retweeted
I just went to Taco Bell and handed the teenage girl behind the counter a $50 bill. She took the money, laid it on the counter, and used a marker to check if it was real or fake. Then she told me, “Mister, I can’t accept this money; it’s counterfeit! See the dark line? That means it’s fake!”
I was shocked and said, “Wow, this money came straight from the bank!” She handed it back, and I gave her another $50 bill.
She marked it, looked at it, and said, “Yep, this one’s fake too. We might have to call the cops.”
I was like, “WOW! Both of my $50 bills are fake?” At this point, I looked closer. “Lady, you're using a Sharpie?”
She took a long look at the marker and said, “Yes, that's all I have.”
I feel like our society is doomed...
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Here comes the ILLEGALS caravan & DemonRats @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats want them in! Fucking deport everyone & get water cannons at the border! @Ilhan @NYCMayor @AbdulElSayed hate this country & want it destroyed! @SenateGOP @HouseGOP get your thumbs out your asses & STOP IT!
Bob retweeted
Trump says his deportation plan might have been too tough but I'm thinking screw that.. they broke Federal immigration laws coming here and expect amnesty in return? What kind of f*cked up world is that?
NO AMNESTY!
Bob retweeted
Elon Musk is the Benjamin Franklin of our time - it’s a miracle what he’s doing.
So what do the Democrats want to do with him? Put him in prison.
You better wake up and fight for what’s right, right now.
And the scumbag doomer grifters like Tucker, Alex Jones, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Thomas Massie are on the side of the Left.
Wake up and know who the enemy of our country is.
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I keep seeing some conservatives accounts saying it was the "war' or "gas prices" that caused red voters to jump ship and vote blue
THAT... DID... NOT... HAPPEN!!!
Our turnout was higher than previous midterms by a lot!!
The Democrats mysteriously came up with almost 20 MILLION votes just like they did in 2020
Can we stop pretending THAT DIDN'T F*CKING HAPPEN?!?!
Bob retweeted
This farmer just said the quiet part out loud from the cab of his tractor.
“I would be one pissed off guy if I laid my life on the line to defend the freedoms of America, got shipped overseas to some Middle Eastern third world country to fight the Islamic regime of terrorists… to then come back to the United States and have a two-party system where the Democrats basically are the party that wants to watch America fall… and then watch them vote in a guy by the name of Abdul A-Ahad Qasim (or whatever his name is)… and see the same people you were shooting at over there as terrorists are running the state of Michigan now.”
He continues: “So all the while, you’re trying to defend the world’s freedoms by fighting them over on their home turf, they’re actually already in America just taking over here because the people here are stupid enough to just welcome them in with open arms to just destroy the country.”
And the data backs the frustration.
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed just became the first Muslim U.S. Senator after winning Michigan by about 7 points (52.5% to 45.5%) over Army veteran Mike Rogers. Dearborn is now 54.5% Middle Eastern/North African ancestry. Michigan’s Muslim population is estimated at 240,000–270,000+, and the broader U.S. immigrant population from majority-Muslim countries more than doubled since 9/11 (1.7 million to 3.4 million).
Veterans fought the ideology overseas. Democrats then voted the same ideology into power at home. America has been invaded.
Bob retweeted
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh
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Imagine coming from another country and thinking you could take over America.
You might seize a few places. You might plant a flag. But holding that ground? That’s a different kind of nightmare.
First, there’s the rural population you’ve spent years dismissing as “rednecks.” People who grew up learning to shoot, hunt, track, and read the land. That sixteen-year-old making a shot at nearly half a mile? To you, it’s unbelievable. To him, it’s another afternoon.
Then there are the veterans. People who don’t have to imagine what combat looks like. People who understand discipline, pressure, and what it takes to keep going when everything turns ugly.
And you’d be facing them on their own ground. Their backroads. Their woods. The places they’ve known their entire lives.
Don’t mistake a quiet country road for an undefended one.
Taking ground is one thing. Making the people who live there surrender is another.
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This is an Army of Veterans
who are prepared to do whatever is necessary
to uphold the Constitution.
Their numbers are growing by the thousands.
Re-post if you support this!
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Bob retweeted
A woman spent about $280 a week on groceries at a big supermarket for her family of five.
She’d heard Aldi was cheaper, so one Saturday she finally tried it. She walked up to the carts and couldn’t get one loose they were chained together. Inside, the store was half the size she was used to. Products were sitting in their cardboard shipping boxes. She didn’t recognize most of the brands. At checkout, the cashier scanned everything so fast she couldn’t keep up, there were no free bags, and she had to pack her groceries at a counter by herself.
She almost didn’t go back.
Then she looked at her receipt. Nearly the same groceries. $171.
She told the story to her neighbor a former Aldi store manager who spent 10 years running stores, training staff, and explaining the “weird” Aldi rules to confused first-time shoppers.
The neighbor laughed.
“Everything that felt strange to you is exactly why your receipt was $109 cheaper. The quarter for the cart saves Aldi from paying someone to collect carts. No free bags saves money. Products in shipping boxes save stocking time. A small store with fewer products means lower rent and less waste. The fast cashier is a whole system designed to keep labor costs low. You didn’t shop at a weird grocery store. You shopped at a store that removed every cost you don’t care about and passed the savings to you.”
She walked her through 10 things over coffee.
The woman now saves around $100 a week more than $5,000 a year. She said: “I thought Aldi was cheap because the food was worse. It’s cheap because the store is built differently.”
Here are the 10 things her neighbor told her and how to get the most out of Aldi:🧵
Bob retweeted
WELL...Unfortunately, the cost of living has finally affected us financially.
In order to offset the extra cost for food, diesel, electricity, etc. I have a need to make some extra money on the side...it is what it is.
So here’s to my new venture.
I am now proud to announce that I am selling ADULT TOYS. I hope no one will feel embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes, and styles according to your needs. I can send pictures and dimensions etc. Just ask. Discretion is guaranteed!!
Ask for yours anytime. I have everything listed below:
-Walkers
-Wheelchairs
-Oxygen tanks
-Walking sticks
-Adult diapers
-Teeth glue
-Heating pads and more
Share so more can laugh a little 🤣
Bob retweeted
To the people who voted against Trump because gas is too expensive…
When the price comes down at the tank, are you going to think it’s because you voted for the Democrat Socialists of America?
Or, will you be bright enough to realize that the prices were manipulated to hurt the sitting President?
Bob retweeted
Democrat liberal morons complaining about the price of gas and affordability so they go and vote for a bunch of people that want to shut down oil refineries, stop drilling, and tax the living shit out of them. Can you seriously be any dumber?
