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@RunnerD3x

at this point putting any real information in your twitter bio is just ammunition for trolls. he/they

 the midwestern wasteland
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Please enjoy this photo of Everest I apparently took a year ago
A fluffy black cat with piercing green eyes is snuggled in a blanket and staring into your soul

ALT A fluffy black cat with piercing green eyes is snuggled in a blanket and staring into your soul

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Unless she normally works on weekends this leave policy. makes no sense whatsoever and she's clearly right. Signed, elder millenial
Rhoda (@Symply_rhoda1) profile pictureRhoda
@Symply_rhoda1Nov 2
There’s a Gen Z lady at my workplace who applied for 4 days of annual leave. Her leave started on Thursday, and she was expected back on Monday. But she resumed on Wednesday. When HR asked why she added two extra days without approval, she calmly explained: “My leave started on Thursday. Friday was my first leave day, Saturday and Sunday were weekends, and Monday was my second working day. I still had two working days left, so I used Tuesday and Wednesday to complete my four days.”
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Hey folks, for some reason I listened to that ATC recording, and if you haven't, may I recommend: don't
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Quinton Reviews@Q_ReviewNov 1
Most of Trey and Matt's takes boil down to "bad things are bad but people who hate bad things are annoying; being annoying and being evil are equally unacceptable."
sulsul (@sleezoemf) profile picturesulsul@sleezoemfOct 30
rewatching south park rn and like matt and trey was lowkey wrong half the time
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We prefer "Oregon Trail generation" please/thank you
Chris (@greatironchris) profile pictureChris
@greatironchrisNov 1
There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
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We need a state mandate for people to take a two week class on figuring out how to say "I don't like this" and possibly just leaving it as an inside thought
Avalon (@AvalonClopper) profile pictureAvalon@AvalonClopperNov 1
We need a state mandate to force everyone who thinks Bohemian Rhapsody is a masterpiece to listen to King Crimson, Rush, Camel, Eloy, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and other actually good contemporary rock acts. if that doesn't work then there's no hope for them
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I love Mass Effect but its not hard sci fi sorry
Last Chalice (@lastchalice) profile pictureLast Chalice
@lastchaliceOct 31
The very first mission of Mass Effect set the tone for what to expect from the franchise going forward effortlessly. Hard science fiction, a stellar atmosphere, an immersive soundtrack and galactic intrigue that runs deep.
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mike ginn@shutupmikeginnOct 31
I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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self-service coffee bard (parody) 🐀@RunnerD3xOct 31
I am about to make like 4 of you insanely jealous: I am seeing NEKO CASE tomorrow (HALLOWEEN)
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Brandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssngOct 30
Thank god you're still here at least, Stan
Stan Lee (@TheRealStanLee) profile pictureStan Lee
@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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I am about to make like 4 of you insanely jealous: I am seeing NEKO CASE tomorrow (HALLOWEEN)
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@HashtagGriswoldOct 30
My favorite Patrick Stewart story is that he loved driving dune buggies, so he demanded a scene in Nemesis where he drives a dune buggy, even though a. it makes zero sense that Starfleet would use dune buggies and b. it was totally out of character But look at that smile.
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NooooooooooOoooooOoooooa
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Hello, lifelong midwesterner here. She looks enough not-of-purely-light-skinned-European-descent for racists to hate her for it. You can litigate whether she should be considered a real woman of color or not if you want, in the context of the tweet you're replying to its moot
vic free 🇸🇩 (@anyasunrise) profile picturevic free 🇸🇩@anyasunriseOct 28
she is not a woman of color hello??????
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Pro AI? Blocked. Annoy me? Blocked. Insult Counting Crows? Believe it or not probably blocked
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That last bit feels like it deserves a little more fanfare tbh
Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) profile pictureSean Murray
@NoMansSkyOct 28
No Man's Sky Forsaken 🥀 🚀New Ships 🦑Bio Specimens 🐛Grub Multi-Tool 👾Forsaken Traders 🦐Larva Helmet 🛰️New Cockpits 😍Minimal HUD Mode 🔫Radial Menu 🎁Haulage Missions 🧑‍🚀New Corvette Interiors 😮Seamless Warping 👽Space Holo-Arenas 🪄Upload Space Bases 💪Launching on iOS

No Man's Sky Forsaken

Meet strange traders, collect haunting mementos, deliver mysterious packages, construct an eerie corvette, explore with seamless warping and more in No Man's Sky Forsaken.

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@bitcloudOct 27
My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
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dom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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April, Lost but Peaking@AprilTurtle_Oct 25
I feel like saying "Quirk Chungus" is a bit more embarrassing than being "Quirk Chungus"
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platinum sombrero IQ 73 (@platinombrero) profile picture
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@platinombreroOct 25
bro that’s literally 2/3rds of the states population. thats just called democracy
Sam (@SDWilliby) profile pictureSam
@SDWillibyOct 24
Do not let KC, Wichita, Topeka and Lawrence decide our election. GO VOTE RED KANSAS!
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Watching Servant and we need a show where Lauren Ambrose and Samantha Sloyan play sisters and have a I'm-a-neurotic-control-freak-on-the-edge-of-a-psychotic-break off
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