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"you know what i'd really like?" "tell me" "a campaign" "...we can do a campaign" "a real campaign, no west marches, no morally gray villain bullshit" "i'll make you a very good traditional campaign. traveling through the forest, kill a dragon, get loot and everything"
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MAGAts love pedophile rapists.
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LMAO
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Replying to @kaitlancollins
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I'm dead !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @KristiNoem
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"Well, she may not have lasted very long, but at least you can say she was pretty." "Yeah... pretty bad at her job!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Holy crap. This is pitch perfect parody of inoffensive, narrative-based early 90's rap, right down to the dance moves and cinematography. This is actually a great skit.
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It's fine to want to know. It's not okay to make up fake stories and spread lies.
There is now chaos surrounding Talarico's whereabouts for 2 weeks. It is inarguably abnormal that he would campaign to represent 30M+ Texans, yet disappear at a critical time with conflicting stories. And it's egregiously concerning.
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So you LIED.
Replying to @_ethanbuchanan
I clarified in a follow-up that I’m currently on the west coast. I should’ve been more clear in the first post. They’re basically just recordings helping to prove the original recording was NOT fake or AI, as the left is trying to claim, and Lindner is trying to shield the employee. Working with others on it. They'll be released today, but just a little later than I originally wanted.
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Hey @nicksortor You don't have any room to talk.
Nick Sortor (not Sorter) was arrested in Kentucky for 2nd-degree burglary in 2020 (pleaded to criminal mischief 3rd-degree conviction and probation; later absconded with active in-state warrant); DUI-related charges in 2021 (pleaded down to reckless driving and related); menacing a police officer in 2022 (dismissed); and DUI in 2022 (convicted). In 2025 Portland, arrested for disorderly conduct (charge dropped, not prosecuted).
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A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, God says, “Welcome. Ask me anything you want.” The man says, “I need to know: was Talarico in an Ohio mental hospital?” God says, “No.” The man pauses and then says, “Wow. This goes even higher than I thought.”
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They’re getting desperate
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Cartoon by Bill Bramhall
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“Where’s Vader?” “Buying diesel off the Rebel Alliance Sir”
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The problem, of course, is Ukraine 🤦‍♂️
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