BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

❗️YOU DON’T NEED VATICAN II❗️ Until you realize it’s why you: 1. Can receiving the Precious Blood (restored after centuries of just the clergy) 2. The universal call to holiness (Christians of every rank to the heights of holiness!) 3. The Mass in your own language, so we all engage in “full, conscious, and active participation in the liturgy) 4. Restoration of the Permanent Diaconate (which had disappeared for centuries) 5. Emphasis for every Christian to pray with Scripture (this was discouraged for many centuries by Church leaders) 6. The role of Eastern Catholicism was made more central, and an honor for their traditions became preeminent 7. You are a priest! Every baptized Christian offers worthy sacrifice to the Father. We do this through the ministerial priesthood. 8. “The Church” does not refer to the leadership of the Church, but rather the entire Christian community. 9. The conscience is central to morality - it plays a key role in culpability for actions, but must be well formed by the Church 10. The universal call to mission. We’re all called to accomplish the law of the Church: the salvation of souls. 11. Protestants are considered Christians. We work for unity with our separated brethren, and reject nothing good in their traditions 12. Lay apostolates are given a key role in the evangelization of the world! The expectation that clergy “do everything” was ended here. Vatican II was an immeasurable treasure for the Church, and its fruits will continue to be unpacked for decades to come!