Principal Consultant for https://nitter.cf/t.co/jx6SQIe84y, SQL Server MCM and MVP, Rambling DBA, Husband, Father, and general goofball.
Tampa, FL USA
Joined November 2008
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Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
Many have asked if they can send letters of encouragement. ABSOLUTELY. You can send your words, resource ideas and links, and love to [email protected]
❤️❤️❤️
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
@HCSOSheriff who is your off duty deputy driving aggressive, tailgating,and flashing their brights at 6am on Veterans Expwy in a 60 mph zone because me doing 65 wasn’t fast enough for him, then tailgates on my rear bumper all the way to SR54, where he exited, from Gunn Hwy?
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
Congrats to Wave for hitting both days @CHEERSPORTCorp 🥳 For an added bonus they all got @DippinDots as a reward for their hard work! #DoItForTheDots 🌊
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Successful FIRST comp of the season? I think so. 97.8, 98, 98.1, 98.11 those are the teams high raw scores of the weekend! 🌊 ☀️ 🌴 🏖 🥇🥇🥇🥈
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Ohhhh and... Level 1 and Level 2 GRAND CHAMPIONS... our very own Wave and Sun Rays!!! 🌊 ☀️ 🥇 🎉
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ANNOUNCING: #SQLskills Adds Verified Credentials and Badging through YourAcclaim!
We're really excited to offer verified badges for our extensive #SQLServer training courses!
sqlskills.com/blogs/kimberly…
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
We've been busy! Check out all of the exciting changes on our completely overhauled #SQLskills website!
sqlskills.com
A huge thanks to @blythemorrow + the AWESOME team at @PaperSwordB2B for making all of our ideas our new reality++
#SQLServer #training #consulting
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
Interesting (provocative) post by @SQLPoolBoy on readable AGs. For me, simpler change-management is a big plus for AGs over replication (which has pushed many releases into the earlier hours!) but be aware of its downside and complexities tinyurl.com/yalm8rw8 #sqlfamily
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
[new #tsql script] Iterate through every populated #FullText catalog in every accessible database and recycles its crawl log. (inspired by @SQLPoolBoy's post) buff.ly/2BiY1mR #Microsoft #SQLServer #MadeiraData @SQLServer
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
@SQLPoolBoy from @SQLSkills will present Deadlocking for Mere Mortals to our Local Group next week.
See meetup.com/380PASS/events/26… for more information and to RSVP!
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
In a new #SQLPerformance blog, Jonathan Kehayias (@SQLPoolBoy) shows a simple fix to C# code that can improve performance and throughput of workloads using table-valued parameters. hubs.ly/H0mP5jS0
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
New #SQLskills "Meet the Team" #photopost!
Today, meet the non-SQL-side of Jonathan Kehayias (@SQLPoolBoy) in some of his favorite photos/experiences!
A lot more photos details here:
facebook.com/SQLskillsIE/
instagram.com/SQLskills/
#SQLServer #WorkLifeBalance
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
PRO-TIP:
Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this weekend. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your your parent's WiFi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your crazy family.
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a DBA to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “adding an index" helps
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
At the airport with @dpless as we both start our journey back home from an epic week at #SQLintersection. Great dinner last night with @SQLGoddess at "Hash House A Go Go" to wrap up the week.
Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
In a new #SQLPerformance blog, Jonathan Kehayias (@SQLPoolBoy) describes various ways you can suffer (and prevent) event loss when using Extended Events in #SQLServer. hubs.ly/H0lpZL80
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Very interesting thread. I especially liked the part about Twitter not being your living room. Engaging with people here is very different than in person.
