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When I lift my cross, I rep it! πŸ’ͺ🐟 Following the Whey of Christ! ✝️ Psalm 69

Some body of water, usually
Joined May 2025
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I can see it now...all my chums shouting: "whelelellleeelellleleleleleleleleleeelelelel~!" Which is chum speak for: "Salmson should play this game. Also, TREAT!? *punches me*" And they're right, I am gonna play this AMAZING game
Thalassomania is a co-op horror where something is hunting you in the middle of the sea - PS1-style graphic - 1-4 player co-op - Work aboard a fishing trawler - Haul nets, gut fish & manage engine - Navigate dark waters & repair the ship - Split up to handle tasks across the ship - Something is hunting the crew Demo ↓
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SalmsonVT πŸ’ͺ🐟✝️ retweeted
No stream tonight, I'm going to save my energy for a special 12 hour Halloween stream tomorrow
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*me, wondering where dinner is*
πŸ€– Made with AI
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Based on true events
Replying to @SalmsonVT
Made this for fishy fanart, but you know what? It's too befitting the topic. πŸ˜‚
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*I failed 3 straight years in a row*
πŸ€– Made with AI
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These hands are rated E for ERRRY-body gettin' a lesson in the sweet science!
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Silly fish. You are not bird. You must drive rival males away and throw poptarts at foids.
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Who knew fish swam in more than water streams
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Well if totally real, arrested for the various crimes he gloated online about, admitted this was a bit in front of a judge, Andrew Tate said it, then..... Guess the only alpha he is, is the FIRST to go
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SalmsonVT πŸ’ͺ🐟✝️ retweeted
Oguri After Race #Umamusume
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*takes notes*
The courtship dance no other bird can compete with….
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows an AI-generated visualization inspired by the Wilson's Bird-of-Paradise, not real footage of its courtship display. youtube.com/shorts/aNyNYoU… academy.allaboutbirds.org/wilsons-bird-o… youtube.com/watch?v=BvIuUA…
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Male Vtubing never looked so good~
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Gains need no words, only lifts and roars!!!
the most testosterone filled 50 seconds on the internet. not a single word of English was said.
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In the forest, no one can hear you crap yourself
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No matter how rough the waters get, I ain't EVER stopping the swim
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In other news, water is still wet. Ember has been upfront and honest about this since day one, so either Ember is the worst liar in human history (in which case, she and I should play a few hands of poker sometime for no specific reason) OR she has never hid the fact that she uses a voice changer (the poker offer still stands tho). Maybe ya didn't know but that doesn't justify the quick trigger there, ace.
anyways, embers definitely not voice changer
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No......no I do not
My favorite muscle to train is chest. Do you think he is completely natural?
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