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everything tech. all my football opinions are facts. Real Madrid. Leeds. Al-Nassr. Casemiro is the best DM in the history of football

Joined January 2011
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Replying to @Cristiano
@Cristiano كريستاينو أتحداك تفهم وش قاعد أقول لك ... لكن ممكن تجي للنصر تكفى كريستيانو 😊
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Quand Giannis posait le « SIUUU » de Cristiano Ronaldo Via @ESPNFC
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SIUUUUUU 🇧🇷
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The Ronaldo effect.
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A journey that began in August 2003 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo made history 👏
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Obrigado por tudo o que fizeste pela nossa Nação 💚🐐 Para sempre na história de Portugal 🇵🇹
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Billionaire Soccer Legend Cristiano Ronaldo Announces Retirement From Portugal National Team go.forbes.com/E7V-cw
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2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ caps. 1️⃣4️⃣6️⃣ goals. 3️⃣ major international honours. Only 1️⃣ @Cristiano 🐐

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🥹 We’ll miss these moments @Cristiano
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Portugal story is one that will never be forgotten 🇵🇹👑
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The one who inspired a generation 🇵🇹 Thank you Cristiano Ronaldo ♥️ @ManUtd
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👏 @Cristiano. A true Premier League icon.
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Uma história que fica para sempre. 𝙊𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙙𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙤, 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖̃𝙤 🐐⭐️
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹 He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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yo not even supposed to be a Beyonce fan if you own a penis
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Replying to @thatsam009_
Ronaldo started it himself. The SIUUU debuted spontaneously on 7 Aug 2013 after he scored for Real Madrid vs Chelsea in a Miami pre-season friendly. He has said it just came out naturally as an emphatic Spanish "sí" (yes). No one did that specific jump-and-shout pose before him. The Barça kids are simply copying the GOAT.
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Congratulations @MCFC on winning the @PremierLeague title. We’ll be aiming to get the trophy back next season. #mufc
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"@Cristiano isn't the 🐐" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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