I work hard and love to laugh but take my responsibilities as a family man and citizen seriously. Live with Dyslexia, Dyspraxia & Heavy Bone Syndrome.
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Going to a gig tonight and for the first time since I was 16 I'm going to do it sober which is gonna be weird
Knocking the booze on the head for a bit, not forever but I've been going through a very shit time lately and using booze to cope, which usually just makes it worse, so thought best give my body and mind a rest, hopefully recalibrate and learn slightly better impulse control
If anyone has any tips for like please let me know, do I learn bake? Attempt a novel? Maybe finally release that album I always talk about making when I drink?
They absolutely need to arm all dissatisfied young people that have no stake in society, which to Moore is probably anyone between the ages of 18 - 40, I think that is a good idea
I was offline for like two days before Worlde became a thing that was seemingly everywhere overnight, everyone was saying wordle and posting their silly little squares and it feels like my own personal Mandela Effect
Went to London this week and on arriving home sneezed out a beast of a black piece of snot, even the air is worse than I remember or I am dying inside of something unrelated
After nearly a decade, I have finally managed to kill the best laptop I've ever had by spilling, of all things, Tomato juice on it. Fair to say I'm not having a great February
Boss Baby isn't all he's cracked up to be, I know he's just a baby but he's actually quite rude
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fuck... just remembered on Saturday night, I was trying to say "Double Jeopardy" and accidentally said "Double Geoffrey" and everyone laughed
oh my way to see my best friend and we're discussing that photo of that guy who did a crap on the underground
it's probably just my own depressive episode talking but it really feels like we're just rushing to the end and anyone who can is extracting as much cash out of people as they can any which way
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3 months on from leaving worms from gardening near this blue-tongue's favourite hideouts, it now runs up to see what I've got when I'm outside. Friendly, but still unnerving, particularly when it lunges from a hiding place to 'play.'
