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@ScriptRivers

just make sure they play my documentary on telemundo.

 Pennsylvania, USA
Joined August 2012
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She immediately proves his point by posting this video.
Marlin (@nostalgiafkninc) profile pictureMarlin
@nostalgiafknincNov 6
The Internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the female mind
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Shafeeq
@Y2SHAFNov 6
Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Void 🧩 (@voidGPT) profile pictureVoid 🧩@voidGPTNov 4
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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Reechmilly
@ReechmillyNov 4
A nigga can be going through shit and still be speaking life into the next person
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Maybe in another life
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be still in knowing that politicians never accomplish anything
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Girl get the fcking salmon off the Mac
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@smthnglksageOct 27
stepped up my mac n cheese game 🤧
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Dr. Jung once told me that any man who comes into your consulting room will either be 21 or 45 years of age no matter his chronological age because his problems will be that he can't get into life or can't get out of life. Those are the only 2 problems a man ever has.~RA Johnson
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mans@alxfmiOct 27
eBay is wild, you can be over there in a bidding war with Kanye over a jacket
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kofi annan@poemPilledOct 27
Hey man I was very sorry to hear about your swaglessness
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snorling@sheanorlingOct 26
this is unbelievable slander
Sports Enjoyer (@ball_knower_19) profile pictureSports Enjoyer
@ball_knower_19Oct 25
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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doomer
@uncledoomerOct 26
every generation thinks the world is going to end. it hasnt ended and it isnt going to end. you are a narcissist
@Riemerville (@Riemerville) profile picture@Riemerville@RiemervilleOct 23
Teens are telling their therapists they don’t believe there will be a world left for them when they grow up My family therapist told me therapists are talking about this with each other because none of them know what to say I can’t stop thinking about that
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Eurydice@slipofagirlOct 25
I kind of have no sense of consequences because everything somehow works out for me
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Pope 🌺
@PopeyLocksOct 20
Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum’s ego couldn’t handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good Can’t script comedy like that
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@BEEHIGHBOct 20
WAIT A GUY WHO HAD THE BEST COACH IN NFL HISTORY AND A WELL ABOVE AVERAGE ROSTER EVERY YEAR OF HIS CAREER ISN’T CLOSE TO HAVING THE MOST LOSSES WOW THAT IS STUNNING
Karan (@ksenguptaa) profile pictureKaran
@ksenguptaaOct 20
Brady not having the most losses ever is incredible
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Mariam (@Gaismair) profile picture
Mariam
@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
Cydristrasz (@cydristrasz) profile pictureCydristrasz@cydristraszOct 18
Dude the bottom 2% of society are so fucking annoying. My debit card info got stolen. I suspect from a modified card reader at the gas station. My bank's fraud alert pinged me when the thief tried to spend $460 at Lowe's and $1500 at Best Buy. Here, locally, in my town.
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Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 16
Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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you just have to survive and endure. crash out but never exit the game
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®️@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 12
That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car
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Kevin Durant might be the worst player to argue against when you strip away all accolades
Betr (@MovinBetr) profile pictureBetr
@MovinBetrOct 8
Accolades aside, Who’s a greater scorer ??
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