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William Keaton

@Script_Samurai

Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://nitter.cf/t.co/jo21qzN4xB

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Joined December 2011
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On the menu tonight: Smoked pulled pork bbq with coleslaw and Old Bay crab chips
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Glen@diremerlinOct 26
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The problems facing Helm's Deep are not about race or religion. They're much harder to fix, guys.
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The Economist (@TheEconomist) profile pictureThe Economist
@TheEconomistOct 25
Donald Trump’s diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe’s liberals are not about race or religionβ€”and are much harder to fix economist.com/leaders/2026/1…
The agony of liberal Europe

The agony of liberal Europe

Centrist rulers have fallen dangerously shortβ€”and are now paying the price

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On the menu tonight: Chili with smoked burger and pork, and roasted poblanos and jalapenos
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Fall Creek Falls and Resort Tour of The Lodge at Fall Creek Falls

Fall Creek Falls and Resort Tour of The Lodge at Fall Creek Falls

Join me for a resort tour of The Lodge at Fall Creek Falls! Experie...

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Join @Script_Samurai on his travels to Fall Creek Falls TN! Video in the reply
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@pantsOct 11
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@pantsOct 5
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On the brunch menu: Liver and egg and mini jalapeno everything toast
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@pantsOct 2
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@cosmopterixOct 2
Reading the replies to this, it’s amazing how many people don’t understand that this is how invasive species/pathogens are often introduced into the country, costing billions in crop and ecosystem damage. Good dog.
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@OFOEACOct 1
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spicesβ€”all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐢🦴
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On the menu tonight: Mushroom, onion and smoked beef gravy over noodles
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Wonderful photo of the original voices of the Peanuts characters
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerSep 25
You laugh, but in 35 years, your grandchildren will find that spoon at the back of a kitchen drawer when they clean out your house after you die and then toss it in the garbage
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@GamesCage_Sep 24
> $400 > No game included > Has a spoon
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On the menu tonight: Chili with burger and smoked chuck over a slice of hot dog cornbread
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@JiggyJacobsSep 22
Replying to @Dexerto
Microsoft and Sony gonna have kids playing outside again at this rate
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@cameralab21Sep 19
Van Morrison - Gloria - Live Belfast, 2 janvier 1979
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Morning walk
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