Cheer up. There’s a timeline where Kamala won, bitcoins price is -$522 and you’re leading a rebel group of the last surviving straight men in the war torn ruins of California…being hunted by LGBQT terminator AI for calling a xi/xin barista “dude” on accident. Be thankful.

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Michael Saylor · Feb 2, 2025 · 1:36 PM UTC

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Michael Saylor

@saylor2 Feb 2025

Never sell your Bitcoin.

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OSF · Feb 3, 2025 · 2:33 AM UTC

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@osf_rekt3 Feb 2025

these are the best markets man dislocations all over the place random prices coins down 90%+ from highs this is where proper money is made

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SdotPorter.eth · Jan 23, 2025 · 4:30 PM UTC

SdotPorter.eth@SdotPorter23 Jan 2025

₿ullish

Senator Cynthia Lummis

@SenLummis23 Jan 2025

₿ig things are coming👀

CZ 🔶 BNB · Jan 23, 2025 · 3:55 PM UTC

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@cz_binance23 Jan 2025

US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, pretty much confirmed. Crypto moving at crypto speed again.

Senator Cynthia Lummis

@SenLummis23 Jan 2025

Honored to chair the Senate Banking Subcommittee on Digital Assets.

Image from Senator Cynthia Lummis (@SenLummis)

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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 · Jan 12, 2025 · 11:50 AM UTC

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@ZssBecker12 Jan 2025

Oh….you thought there would be clear bullish good vibes all the way to the market top? Just thought you were gonna prance in here and have a good no risk low stress time? You silly fucking child. That isn’t how crypto works. Sell me your bags n fuck off back to your 9-5.

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NFTmachine 🤖 · Jan 1, 2025 · 6:31 PM UTC

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@boobs_scary1 Jan 2025

We're stealth launching a pumpfun token! RT for a telegram invite and get the contract address.

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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 · Dec 10, 2024 · 6:29 AM UTC

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@ZssBecker10 Dec 2024

I have made absurd gains the last year by buying last November and doing nothing but shit post. I don't trade or even check my portfolio most months. This is all you have to do. Nothing. You can literally log off for a few months. This is actual alpha.

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groovy · Dec 9, 2024 · 9:35 PM UTC

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@0xGroovy9 Dec 2024

If you’re panic selling right now You’re gay

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Artchick 🔥👠 · Dec 8, 2024 · 2:58 AM UTC

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@digitalartchick8 Dec 2024

I'm literally terrified for people not holding pepe and mog

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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 · Dec 5, 2024 · 3:12 PM UTC

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@ZssBecker5 Dec 2024

At this point in time if someone needs you to "explain Bitcoin to them" why it's legit The only response is to just laugh at them. The world has moved on without them. It's not our problem they don't get it, its theirs.

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kmoney · Dec 5, 2024 · 9:51 PM UTC

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@kmoney5 Dec 2024

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NFTmachine 🤖 · Dec 6, 2024 · 1:10 AM UTC

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@boobs_scary6 Dec 2024

WHITELISTING ALL RETWEETS! Months of infrastructure building. Craft your own AI agents on our servers using pumpfun + raydium APIs. Sleek front end, no code needed. Coming soon: 🎉🎉🎉