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Cheer up. There’s a timeline where Kamala won, bitcoins price is -$522 and you’re leading a rebel group of the last surviving straight men in the war torn ruins of California…being hunted by LGBQT terminator AI for calling a xi/xin barista “dude” on accident. Be thankful.

Oh….you thought there would be clear bullish good vibes all the way to the market top? Just thought you were gonna prance in here and have a good no risk low stress time? You silly fucking child. That isn’t how crypto works. Sell me your bags n fuck off back to your 9-5.

I have made absurd gains the last year by buying last November and doing nothing but shit post. I don't trade or even check my portfolio most months. This is all you have to do. Nothing. You can literally log off for a few months. This is actual alpha.

At this point in time if someone needs you to "explain Bitcoin to them" why it's legit The only response is to just laugh at them. The world has moved on without them. It's not our problem they don't get it, its theirs.

THE NEXT CIPHER : GUARANTEED ALLOCATION TO MY MEME COIN...(Like/Share/Follow to rack up cool points IMPORTANT) Dear precious retards, on Thursday night after 6pm est... I will post a random WoW Classic server. To win you must -Spawn in as a naked gnome -Run across the map to a location I will release and gather a plant -Bring the plant BACK to my assistant at the gate of IRON FORGE -THEN find me...a fellow naked gnome...Hiding in Iron Forge. You must then wave at me, I will wave back and then collect your wallet address. During your run across the map I have hired a team of 5 high level mercenaries to murder all naked gnomes on sight. This will all be streamed from my Youtube. THere again will only be 1 winner. ALSO during this week I will release 1 piece of video content on Twitter with the SECOND time/location/drop hint for the meme coin. The first was in my Youtube vid last Friday. I'd wish you good luck but frankly I want you to have a terrible time and leave in immense rage. Toodles.