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Snorlax by day, hero by night.

Joined July 2017
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I am begging you all to look at the entire image. Alternate site information enclosed. I put work into this!
This place isn't going anywhere, but I'll be here less.
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Have a care for your emergency services tonight, who have to work an extra hour for Daylight Savings on a famously annoying night of the year.
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Have a care for your emergency services tonight, who have to work an extra hour for Daylight Savings on a famously annoying night of the year.
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When my sage advice goes unnoticed.
Fellas if you want a fly honey learn how to effectively vary your sentence structure. It works. Like and subscribe for more anti-pickup artist tips. Ladies, share to indicate you are an intellectual who wants a man who knows how to write.
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Fellas if you want a fly honey learn how to effectively vary your sentence structure. It works. Like and subscribe for more anti-pickup artist tips. Ladies, share to indicate you are an intellectual who wants a man who knows how to write.
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Also like most forms of insincerity people will pick up on and resent you using LLMs to talk to them.
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I remember last year when I testified at a Senate hearing about how ICE was operating on straight racism which inspired the meteoric rise in LEO threats, members like Ted Cruz and Eli Crane insulted me and said I was wildly incorrect. Anyway.
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This is actually very consistent with what the American ethos is supposed to be; take everyone and everything who comes to the country, integrate it, and become stronger as a whole for it.
Americans are just really hard to slander due to a cultural trait: The ability to neutralize most insults by owning it Most others adamantly take offense and always end up seething
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Definitely Danny retweeted
There’s a scene in ATLA where Aang goes to a fire nation school. In this school the kids are taught incorrect information about the air nomad genocide, and the viewer learns how the fire nation is re-writing history and presenting it to their children as fact Food for thought
There’s Magic in Learning 🪄
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is an AI recreation of an artwork done by @DevinElleKurtz and Devin further stated they did not give the U.S. Department of Education permission to use their artwork. x.com/DevinElleKurtz…
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Well the film Logan just got even sadder.
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I think if you just pucker up they would do the leg work and just fly-by kiss, speeding up the process.
the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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"We are what we [successfully] pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we [successfully] pretend to be." -Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
Trump, who is stupid, pretends to be smart. Vance, who is smart, pretends to be stupid.
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Finally someone says out loud the real reason why Obama was a lousy President: his interior decorating metaphors.
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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I know of a R congressman who went around the magnetometers at the Capitol when they were up and all were required to pass through. When USCP tried to stop them, they assaulted the officer and kept going.
Trump: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
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I don't put other Officer's names out there without their consent which is why I'm not giving details. But if, on the job, someone puts their hands on me with malice I don't care if they're the public, congress members, or Jesus Christ, they're going for a ride.
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Once in the middle of the night I was on the side of the road with a driver who did this to themselves, getting their information. Then I hear the terrible crunch and grinding of metal and plastic, look over, and another driver did the exact same thing, behind the first. Sigh.
Sir...this is not a monorail.
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New: Low-info voters, who put Trump in the White House, now look even more anti-Trump than high-info voters, and give Dems bigger margins on the generic ballot. 1 out of 3 Trump voters who can't name the party in charge of Congress now back Dems for 2026 gelliottmorris.com/p/poll-lo…
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Vance endlessly tone polices Democrats. He and his buddies got private citizens fired from their jobs for making jokes about Charlie Kirk. But now @JDVance tells REPUBLICANS disgusted by @VivekGRamaswamy's ad about Amy Acton to "stop whining." Vance believes in nothing.
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