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I am a GS-13 records management specialist at the National Institute of Standards and Technology, in Gaithersburg, Maryland. On Tuesday, October 27, one week before the midterms, President Trump posted on Truth Social: "In short order, we will be officially BANNING the term, 'AI/Artificial Intelligence,' in all relevant documents, and everything else, due to its inaccuracy." My division chief forwarded it at 9:40 AM with one word: "Scope?" I wrote back: "Everything else." I keep the records schedule. I can search the archive. My first test changed "said" to "ssid." The count improved. There was already a ban. On September 29, after a White House meeting with technology executives, the President signed Executive Order 14434, "Inaugurating the Era of Super Intelligence." Section 1 says the executive branch "will not acknowledge the usage of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' in any applicable setting." Section 2(b) spared "historical documents." Tuesday spared nothing. "Officially BANNING the term" sounds like a law. In my office it is a find-and-replace. I wrote it in eleven minutes. Find "artificial intelligence," any case. Replace with "super intelligence." Find "ai," any case, anywhere. Replace with "si," matching case. I added no exceptions. An exception is a judgment, and there is no judgment in the post. The audit runs Monday. It counts every surviving "AI" in the archive. A count of zero earns me GS-14. That is $19,870 a year, and my pension is computed on my highest three. I ran it at 4:12 PM. It took 6 hours and 19 minutes. It opened 41,806 files and made 2,311,409 replacements. "Said" became "ssid," 96,512 times. "Maintain" became "msintsin." Our letterhead now reads Gsithersburg, Maryland. Every calibration certificate we have issued since the Carter administration now certifies that the reference standard was "msintsined in accordance with" the procedure. Then the script reached our flagship document, the Artificial Intelligence Risk Management Framework, NIST AI 100-1, published January 26, 2023. It is now NIST SI 100-1. It says it was issued "As directed by the National Super Intelligence Initiative Act of 2020." Congress never passed that law. The real one sits at 15 U.S.C. 9401, and it still says artificial intelligence. Section 3(a) of the order defines the new word by pointing at the old one: "the terms 'Super Intelligence' and 'SI' mean the technologies and systems encompassed by the term 'artificial intelligence' as defined in section 9401(3) of title 15." Everything else includes the order. Section 3(a) now defines Super Intelligence as "super intelligence as defined in section 9401(3)." I checked 9401(3). That phrase is not there. The order now points at an empty room. Section 1 now forbids us to acknowledge Super Intelligence. A records officer files the directive of record, so I filed Tuesday's post. The script read it too. It now asks: "When will The Wall Street Journal start calling Super Intelligence (SI), a very bad and inaccurate name, SI (Super Intelligence)." Then it promises to ban "SI/Super Intelligence." The post announcing the ban now bans the replacement. That's compliance. Elon Musk posted "No more AI / SI / It's better" and renamed his division SpaceX Super Intelligence. The website stayed at x.ai. Our script did not wait for him. Every x.ai link in our records now reads x.si. The .ai domain belongs to Anguilla. The .si domain belongs to Slovenia. Under everything else, I have moved the richest man in the world from the Caribbean to Central Europe without his consent. Then I opened Federal Standard 376B, which this institute administers. The script found nothing to change in Section 3.1: "Units belonging to the International System of Units, which is abbreviated SI (from the French Le Système International d'Unités)." At NIST, SI has meant the metric system since 1960. It is 66 years older than the order. The database offered two definitions of SI. I selected the one least likely to summon me to a hearing. The kilogram is an SI base unit. As of 4:12 PM, the kilogram is a base unit of Super Intelligence. Every newborn in Maryland is now weighed in Super Intelligence. The meter is Super Intelligence, measured lengthwise. The second is one second of Super Intelligence, and so is every second after it. The candela tells you how brightly it shines. That's compliance. In 1975, Congress passed the Metric Conversion Act, and NIST still runs the Metric Program that moves every federal agency onto SI. Physics defined that SI, not a press office. Congress made it voluntary. Our policy page says so: "Currently, U.S. law permits the use of either the SI (International System of Units) or the U.S. customary measurement system." The accurate SI is the one America ignored for fifty-one years. They buy gasoline by the gallon and measure their children in feet. It is the only time the public has been right about Super Intelligence. The old SI had physics behind it. The new one has had 28 days and an enemies list. I filed the September 22 address to the United Nations General Assembly as background. The President said the United States "totally rejects any attempt to construct a globality scheme to control for the artificial intelligence being spoken of so much now, hereinafter called super intelligence. Changing the name." After the script, super intelligence is hereinafter called super intelligence. "Globality scheme" is the official term. The honest word is rules. "The use of the word artificial makes intelligence sound fake," he added. The cure for a word that was not accurate enough was the word Super. We did not correct an inaccuracy. We upgraded a label. The vendors get "Super." The people buying it get no new protection. The rules were intolerable. The replacement letterhead was a federal priority. Changing the name was the policy. First it was a gulf. This year it is a noun. Musk paid nothing for the word Super. The taxpayer printed it 18,604 times. On October 4, the President announced the Super Intelligence Force. Director of National Intelligence Jay Clayton leads it, with FTC Chair Andrew Ferguson, Undersecretary of Defense Emil Michael and OPM Director Scott Kupor, and it reports to the President and Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. It coordinates "engagement with Consumers, Public Interest Groups, Religious Organizations, Critical Infrastructure Providers, and Super Intelligence Companies." Super Intelligence Companies means the vendors. They are the only stakeholders on the list whose product got renamed upward. On October 8 the President posted: "The White House considers anyone that uses the term, 'Artificial Intelligence,' as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, 'Super Intelligence,' THE ENEMY!" By that standard, the enemy includes the Associated Press Stylebook, OpenAI, Anthropic, Section 3(a) of his own order and the President himself, twice, in the post that announced the ban. That's compliance. A maintenance technician with 31 years here spent his lunch break proving that the corrupted certificate was his. The digital count is zero. The auditor also walks the building. Above the third-floor printer, someone has taped up a laminated copy of the October 8 post. THE ENEMY!, in red. It is the last place in the building where the words Artificial Intelligence still appear. The script cannot open lamination.