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Retired from law, the voluntary sector and now the NHS; getting re-tyred for what comes next. Books, cricket, beaches all likely to feature.

Ryhall, England
Joined June 2011
Not sure how long this will run for, but my NY resolution is to share books I’ve been reading. Expect lots of thrillers, with spies & history (and both) prominent in the mix.
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Police policy literally tells cops to chase people more like Johnny English than James Bond. Rowan Atkinson's rooftop chase is a spoof of Casino Royale, which spent six weeks rehearsing its parkour scene. The bad guy flies over fences and across rooftops, and Johnny just opens the gate, walks through the door and takes the elevator. He's in his 50s, wearing a full suit, and he never loses the guy. The joke lands because that's how getaways on foot really work. Someone running from you picks the hardest path on purpose. He goes over fences, across roofs and off ledges, and every one of those slows him down too. It only helps him if you're willing to follow him over every single one. Bond is willing. The Casino Royale stunt team spent a couple of months planning that chase, with guys jumping between cranes 200 feet in the air. Bond climbs the same crane, and when the bomb-maker dives through a little opening in a wall, Bond runs straight through the wall. Johnny English doesn't bother with any of it, so every obstacle the runner picked ends up slowing down only the runner while Johnny basically strolls along behind him. Parkour is a getaway plan that only works if the other guy agrees to do parkour too. Real departments have put this in writing. San Francisco adopted a foot chase policy in 2024 with two modes, one for catching someone and one for boxing them in. If an officer loses sight of the guy, they're supposed to stop trying to match him, radio out which way he went and set up a perimeter. Part of the reason is that foot chases get people hurt. Researchers went through 267 of them by the LA County Sheriff's Department, and the person running away got hurt in 60% of them. Of all the spies in the movies, the guy who plays Mr. Bean is the one who'd pass the police academy.
“Work smarter, not harder” as a saying has never had a more literal showcase.
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Just fabulous!
Bill Murray retomando su papel de “Atrapado en el tiempo” para un spot publicitario de Jeep. Maravilloso 🤣
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Important study and about time this was explored. @nmdacosta @ddhitchens
"the defendant's story that they were acting out of ‘mercy’ is often unquestioningly accepted by the criminal justice system, even though there are often of signs this is not so" New, from academics Jonathan Herring and @Hannah_Bows blasts the idea of the "mercy" killing
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"the defendant's story that they were acting out of ‘mercy’ is often unquestioningly accepted by the criminal justice system, even though there are often of signs this is not so" New, from academics Jonathan Herring and @Hannah_Bows blasts the idea of the "mercy" killing
📢 Exeter College Fellow Professor Jonathan Herring has co-authored a new study examining domestic ‘mercy’ killings in England and Wales, published in 2026. 🔗 Read more: ow.ly/ishF5101ZLO #ExeterCollegeOxford
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Hang it in the Louvre
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The dual iconography for this weekend starting to appear in Ryhall village square. Poppies and pumpkins. Next weekend the nation will be detonating tons of firework ordnance on Saturday night, falling silent at 11 on Sunday and pumpkins will have disappeared.
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These are just the ticket
AWKWARD BRITISH PROBLEMS: 🇬🇧 Staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing 🇬🇧 Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding it’s perhaps best never to speak again
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Devastating from @timowenkc & @KenMacdonaldKC on the draft Conversion Practices Bill: “If I read the Theft Act, I have a pretty good idea of whether I’ll be committing theft or not. If I read this Act, I have no idea whether I’ll be committing an offence….” He is a former DPP
Double Jeopardy has issued an invitation to criminal lawyers who want to go on and make the case for the draft Conversion Practices Bill. Really hope someone takes them up on this - I want to hear an expert/informed response to the problems that have been raised with it.
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Delighted we got to this in its last few days. We should make much more fuss as a nation about Joseph Wright. Astonishing mastery of paint, light, shadow, using art to educate about science, and technology to create and copy his work. A modernist & genius derbymuseums.org/event/wrigh…
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Very taken by this quote on the wall
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Just finished this and 💯 hard recommend. If you like historical fiction this is a must-read. The wondrous imagining of what it might be to be plucked from a farm in a village and have barons fight to put you on a throne. Can’t better the @thetimes summary.
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Cricket. Bloody hell.
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If Salman Rushdie’s fatwa happened today, how many of these signatories would sign a letter supporting him? Most would be too afraid, many would think he deserved it. I doubt Rooney herself would support him. The comparison is fatuous and disgraceful.
If you ever sought out the novels of Sally Rooney in bookshops – when that was still possible – you’d know they sit in the fiction stacks adjacent to the novels of another SR whose books have been withdrawn in dastardly political circumstances. Until last week, “Rooney” and “Rushdie” had little in common beyond being shelfmates; now they have more than just a physical proximity. @tanjil_rashid_: This is censorship by other means newstatesman.com/comment/202…
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This is all correct. @PrimeVideo take careful note
GoldenEye is not merely a masterpiece; it is a model for how future James Bond films ought to be made. It establishes its characters against a history already in place, declining to pause for elaborate origin stories or flashbacks. The origin story, once so well told on the silver screen, has become a curse upon modern cinema, and it is one that I feel began with comic-book superhero films and their near-constant reboots. Let us begin with the way GoldenEye perfectly introduces new faces with a sense of prior existence already intact. Valentin Zukovsky, played by the late Robbie Coltrane, arrives with a limp, a grudge, and a precise recollection of the evening James Bond shot him. A few lines of dialogue and a gesture with a gun are all it takes; the history is simply there. We understand the nature of their relationship at once: former Cold War adversaries, mutually wary, still nursing grievances, yet grudgingly willing to do business. The audience need not be told the full story of their earlier encounter in a flashback. Alec Trevelyan, portrayed by Sean Bean, is handled in much the same way. First introduced in the pre-title sequence as 006, he reappears as the villain in the film's plot twist. The revelation that his parents were Lienz Cossacks gives his grievance its weight, conveyed through conversation rather than exposition. Even Bond's parents are mentioned only once in dialogue that highlights the contrast between the two orphans: "We're both orphans, James. But where your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife." That is all. No flashback, no explanation of the Aiguilles Rouges, no flashback sequence of the formative traumas for both Bond and Trevelyan. The detail serves only to sharpen the contrast between the two men and lend weight to Trevelyan's grievance. The audience is trusted to accept that Bond has a past and that it has shaped him without having to watch it unfold in an origin story. GoldenEye understands that a well-placed line, delivered by an actor who understands the character, can accomplish more than twenty minutes of retrospective narrative. The film simply gets on with the matter at hand; its characters arrive already formed. That is precisely how Pierce Brosnan's Bond arrives too: fully formed as Agent 007, a licensed-to-kill spy, and Brosnan is excellent in the role, he plays it with an ease and lightness that never descends into mere pastiche. There is charm in abundance, but there is also a discernible brutal edge; one senses the cold professional beneath the smile. His exchanges with Dame Judi Dench's M are particularly well acted. The new M is introduced without ceremony: she is the new authority of the post-Cold War world, while Bond remains the same secret agent, unchanged by the times. We do not have to be reintroduced to Bond after the six years hiatus between Licence to Kill and GoldenEye; we already know who Bond is. Then there is Samantha Bond's portrayal of Moneypenny. Like Lois Maxwell opposite both Sean Connery and Roger Moore, she shares wonderful chemistry with Brosnan's Bond and an evident delight in their banter. She holds her own with considerable style; one never feels she is merely imitating Maxwell. She makes the role her own while remaining unmistakably Moneypenny. The film is impeccably cast, and every actor delivers. The result is a world that feels larger than the immediate plot, populated by characters who seem to have existed long before the cameras arrived. It was a splendid start to Brosnan's tenure. #GoldenEye #PierceBrosnan #SeanBean #JamesBond
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‘Don’t forget their names’: the women on Iran’s death row thetimes.com/article/f6d0e4a…
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Back in January @journo_kituno reported the then timetable for DHSC-NHSE merger - New operating model end of May - 45-day staff consultation on changes in Oct - Consultation on post-filling and redundancies January 27 It's now almost November and none of that has happened...
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Incredible story. I need to see this in a cinema now!
May 5, 1945. Hitler has been dead for five days. The war in Europe is almost over. In a castle in the Austrian Alps, American soldiers, German soldiers, and a group of elderly French prisoners grab rifles and get ready to fight the SS. Together. The castle was called Schloss Itter. The Nazis had turned it into a prison for very important people. Not ordinary prisoners. Trophies. Inside were two former prime ministers of France, Paul Reynaud and Édouard Daladier. Two of France's top generals, Maxime Weygand and Maurice Gamelin. A famous tennis champion, Jean Borotra. And the older sister of Charles de Gaulle. As the Reich collapsed in early May, the SS guards panicked and ran. The prisoners suddenly found themselves in charge of a castle, with weapons left behind, and a serious problem. Waffen-SS units were still roaming the area. Fanatics who would gladly kill them all. They needed help. Fast. One of the castle's prisoners, a Yugoslav handyman, slipped out on a bicycle to find the Americans. Separately, a German army officer named Major Josef Gangl also went looking for them. Gangl was a Wehrmacht officer who had turned against the Nazis and was secretly working with the Austrian resistance. He wanted to protect the prisoners too. He found an American tank commander named Captain Jack Lee. Lee was 27, tough, cigar chewing, and willing to do something insane. With a single Sherman tank and a handful of American soldiers, he drove up into the mountains alongside Gangl and a few of his German troops. They reached the castle on May 4. The French prisoners were not exactly thrilled to see a tiny rescue force. They had expected an army. Instead they got a few Americans, a few Germans, and one tank. The next morning, the SS attacked. Somewhere between 100 and 150 Waffen-SS troops hit the castle with machine guns, mortars, and anti-tank weapons. The defenders fought back from the walls and windows. Americans and Germans side by side. The French prisoners refused to hide. Some of them, including Reynaud, picked up weapons and joined in. The Sherman tank was knocked out. The defenders were running out of ammunition. It looked like the castle would fall. Then Jean Borotra, the tennis star, volunteered to make a run for it. He jumped the wall, slipped past the SS, and sprinted through the countryside to find American reinforcements. He found them. And he insisted on coming back with them to finish the fight. During the battle, Major Gangl saw Paul Reynaud exposed to gunfire and moved to pull him to safety. A sniper shot Gangl dead. He had survived the whole war as a German soldier, only to die defending French prisoners from the SS in its final days. That afternoon, the American relief force arrived and broke the attack. The SS were scattered and captured. The prisoners were saved. Jack Lee received the Distinguished Service Cross. In Austria, Josef Gangl is remembered as a hero, and a street is named after him. It is believed to be the only battle of the war where American and German soldiers fought together on the same side.
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Seriously, this really is one of those "stop what you're doing and read" stories. Incredible reporting on an incredible story. It even has drone footage of the defection. Un-be-freakin-lievable work by @mjluxmoore @justmiel Annie Ng @ebrown725 Gift link: wsj.com/world/russian-defect…
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