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🇨🇩. she/her/dat girl pronouns. This is a R. Kelly hate account. views are my own because no one has this much taste. @readtheroompod. 🐝 August 25th, 2021 💔

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Jeff Asbestos retweeted
Have you considered that maybe public schools weren’t great because of the Republican control over them for the past 32-40 years?
If Hinojosa wins, she is going to fight tooth and nail to take away the vouchers which allow my kids to attend a good school where they will actually learn. Public school has failed us. The voucher program is the escape hatch for kids trapped in terrible districts.
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Honey you’re from Texas. It’s a blue state now. If you don’t like it, move to a red state.
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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This isn’t touching to me.
Naomi Osaka's Grandfather Refused to Speak to Her Mother for Years. In 2018, He Wept Watching Naomi on Television Somewhere in Hokkaido, a 73-year-old man watched his granddaughter on television, and wept. His name is Tetsuo Osaka. And for years, he had not spoken to his own daughter. Her name is Tamaki. She grew up in Nemuro, a fishing town at the eastern tip of Hokkaido. Her mother's ancestors fished in the Kuril Islands until the Soviet Union took them over at the end of the Second World War, and the family moved to Nemuro. For high school, Tamaki went to Sapporo. There, in 1990, she met a Haitian-American college student named Leonard François. They kept the relationship secret for years. When Tamaki's father began pushing the idea of an arranged marriage, she told him about Leonard. He did not approve. He accused her of bringing shame on the family, because Leonard was not Japanese or simply he was Black. The couple moved far away from Hokkaido, to the city of Osaka. That is where Naomi was born, in October 1997. Her surname, in the end, came from her mother's side. For a long stretch, Tamaki had little to no contact with her family. Accounts differ on how long. One says about five years. Another says about a decade. A third says twelve years. Then, slowly, the silence ended. Naomi's Japanese grandfather had been against the family's plan for her tennis, and the decision to homeschool her. But he came around. Eventually, he became one of her biggest supporters. When she won the US Open in 2018, he was 73, and he cried. In January 2019, at 74, he smiled at a press conference in Nemuro, the town his daughter had left. In 2021, he told a Japanese newspaper that he would like Naomi to open a tennis school for children in Nemuro. He likened her to an alpinist, always going after higher mountains.
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And they want us to hate Muslims when the Muslims in office have more integrity than the so called christians ever had.
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I maintain they cheated. THEY DID NOT WIN THAT ELECTION.
Yeah Elon definitely rigged the 2024 election
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Am I crazy? If I come to you for a regular face of make up. Not asking for anything different, why do I need to tell you I’m going to my wedding? Like I genuinely don’t get it. What does where I’m going have to do with anything? My destination literally doesn’t change the work.
The brides on TikTok thats booking soft glam appointments and not telling the MUA it’s for a wedding is hilarious 😂😂
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Well she can cry on Chris Brown’s shoulder
Jasmine Crockett woulda lost 😭 I do hate that for her though.
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Nobody in a Black barbershop is worried about “antisemitism” or asking anybody to be more supportive of Israel.
I’m supposed to believe the biggest issue at the black barbershop is that we’re not showing enough support for Israel?
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Yall not real racist and i dont like that!!!
BYRON DONALDS WINS FLORIDA GOVERNOR RACE — PROJECTION
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Sorry not sorry, this is incredibly chic. To be 97, dressed up, having fun on your birthday and then call it a day. Perfection 10 out 10 Vito.
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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The highest educated demographic in America runs Georgia
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I went to your hood & nobody knew you @KenPaxtonTX
Kornacki looking in on the Collin County, Texas numbers:
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Why is lasting makeup not the standard why is it only reserved for brides?
Replying to @blindgirlshit
If they don’t use certain products, it may not last through tears, rain, heat, sweating, etc. There’s a difference in standard materials and event materials.
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Replying to @blindgirlshit
If you’re not staying at the wedding to do touch ups, traveling to the venue or doing multiple faces for the bride you don’t get to change wedding prices - studio price is studio price
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i paid for you to do makeup ? why do i gotta tell you what the makeup is for?
Lying to someone servicing you on your wedding day is nasty and disrespectful
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conservatives be like “i hate leftists, that’s why i moved from a blue city in a blue state to a blue city in a red state” and be deadass
I moved from Seattle to Texas 5 years ago to get away from leftists. Please Texans don't make me move again
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Please keep your kid away from mine thanks so much queen
Then there’s me🫩 I don’t want no suburban ass kid😭. A mf say square up you better no exactly what they mean🤣.
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16, 17, and 18 is some NASTY WORK by Wayne 😭
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First Day of Blue Texas and we’re processing arrest warrants for Ken Paxton, halting any construction movement on Big Bend, cancelling all data center construction & Flock contracts, opening a fund for shuttered BBQ restaurants, and undoing that school voucher program.
First day of Blue Texas we’re breaking ground on high speed train between Houston - Dallas - Austin
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Jeff Asbestos retweeted
This is exactly how Ananda Lewis died at 52. She talked about how much she regretted it.
sometimes i wonder why when people find out they have cancer they go straight to chemo and radiation.. they don’t ever just be like hmmm like me fast , detox , and eat right so it can all go away . idk , that’s just crazy to me .
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