@SirCandle

it's danny he/him

Joined September 2008
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My high school coach would publicly execute our second baseman if he did this
Check out the Yankees bunt defense compared to the Dodgers. Jazz Chisholm and Kiké Hernandez start in the exact same spot. Yet when Kiké spots the bunt, he sprints to first to get the out while Jazz just wanders around aimlessly and the runner reaches. Losing on the margins.
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What the fuck is going on in the US?
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Every KISS album is a concept album, the concept is “What if KISS fucking sucked”
KISS has like maybe 7 songs that are solid or at least permissible in a party setting
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YOU DID THAT!! THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!
Don't call this a David vs. Goliath story #WinOurWay
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Waited 20 mins for the check we are taking the whole molcajete
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In which room would you feel safe : Room 1: 100 trans women 🏳️‍⚧️ Room 2: 1 guy 🙋🏻‍♂️ Room 3: 50 lesbians 🏳️‍🌈
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praying with the BBL shirt on
Pray 🙏 then Play Ball! ⚾️ #NLCS #Dodgers
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that’s. simply not a pan
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stage five is acceptance
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she looks like she has no reason to deceive you
Slayyyter chegando em São Paulo no aeroporto de Congonhas
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they got us right where they want us
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Really cool new glitch in OoT was just found. Using a bottled item as a lingering hitbox is disappearing can cause the bottled item to overwrite damage values. 2 big uses so far are beating Volvagia without hammer, and Ganondorf without light arrows.
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"My mom got more pussy than me thats why I hate gay people"
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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Mike Stoklasa is a true Gen Xer.
I love my middle aged internet men
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Green Yuri because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive mother in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Green Yuri" for almost 20 years.
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Come on
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