Lo and behold, Faye's wish is granted! ... By Ed raising their voice so every corridor could hear their lovely ( and blasted ) serenade!
βSLEEP IS FOR GRANNIES AND GRAPPIES! RISE AND SHIIIINE!β Hacker continues, now aiming their pots and pans directly above Sleeping Beauty.
The radical, amazing, ultra legendary Ed remains unfazed even as Faye threatens their face! She squeezes them hard, ready to pop the elusive hacker like a balloon, but Ed is unfaltering in the face of womanly danger!
... Except when the attacks involve spitting in their mouth. β
β The redhead's speechless, the jazz and craze in their demeanor bolting away on their motorcycle while the bombshell continues on with her ego-driven rant. All the while, Ed stares blankly, mind a clash of jumbled screams and thoughts... before going radio silent with an ear β
Even in Faye's time of humiliating misfortune, Ed remains completely oblivious, only stopping their absent-minded head rocking to pay mind to their computer.
βThere's no juice in Ed's mouth!β Redhead exclaims, briefly looking up from their device to ascertain the β
β whereabouts of the all-mighty heavenly juice... only to find that the gambler greedily drenched in it all!
Ed pouts, ready to throw a fit, only to find themselves interjected by the wrath of a juice-scorn Faye! Decrees of jealousy, anger, passion, a desperate need for quick, β
They ignore their painfully bored companion completely, rocking their head to the jazzy beat until their forehead knocks the juice box out into a messy aerial spin!
βHwaaah? No, Ed does not know... or does Ed know? Get Ed a juice box first!β
Rocking their head to the jazzy melody while working through some jazzy code of old!
Just a few more smiles and snickers should do the trick! Yup yup!
ββ INFO
β» Strictly non-lewd!
β» Primarily serious roleplay.
β» Portrayal uses they/them pronouns.
β» Will not ship!
β» Affiliated with #CowboyBebopRP and general mecha verse. Crossover outside is encouraged, too!
β» Penned by #α΄α΄
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