「 𝗘𝗗 」

—— SOMETHING WONDERFULLY GOOD FOR ED.

Lo and behold, Faye's wish is granted! ... By Ed raising their voice so every corridor could hear their lovely ( and blasted ) serenade! ❝SLEEP IS FOR GRANNIES AND GRAPPIES! RISE AND SHIIIINE!❞ Hacker continues, now aiming their pots and pans directly above Sleeping Beauty.

❝BRAND NEEEW DAAAY! EVERYBODY, ROCK YOUR BODIEEES!!❞ Ed shouts at the top of their lungs, screaming all the way to the cosmos!

Banging pots and pans while the rest of the Bebop naps the boring, uneventful evening away!

— to ear grin plastered on their overly ( and weirdly ) enthused face. ❝Okay! Ed found them far, far, far, far away... on Uranus!❞ They exclaim, swallowing the juice with a big, happy gulp. ❝With the power of juice, Ed is sure to wiiiin! ... And Faye-Faye, but mostly Ed!❞

— The redhead's speechless, the jazz and craze in their demeanor bolting away on their motorcycle while the bombshell continues on with her ego-driven rant. All the while, Ed stares blankly, mind a clash of jumbled screams and thoughts... before going radio silent with an ear —

The radical, amazing, ultra legendary Ed remains unfazed even as Faye threatens their face! She squeezes them hard, ready to pop the elusive hacker like a balloon, but Ed is unfaltering in the face of womanly danger! ... Except when the attacks involve spitting in their mouth. —

— hard woolongs; the angry spiel was almost long enough for Ed to go and get another juice box themselves, but the bombshell was in dire need of help... ❝Oh, Ed knows it now! But for Ed to tell, Faye-Faye needs to promise Ed something else wonderfully good!❞

— whereabouts of the all-mighty heavenly juice... only to find that the gambler greedily drenched in it all! Ed pouts, ready to throw a fit, only to find themselves interjected by the wrath of a juice-scorn Faye! Decrees of jealousy, anger, passion, a desperate need for quick, —

Even in Faye's time of humiliating misfortune, Ed remains completely oblivious, only stopping their absent-minded head rocking to pay mind to their computer. ❝There's no juice in Ed's mouth!❞ Redhead exclaims, briefly looking up from their device to ascertain the —

They ignore their painfully bored companion completely, rocking their head to the jazzy beat until their forehead knocks the juice box out into a messy aerial spin! ❝Hwaaah? No, Ed does not know... or does Ed know? Get Ed a juice box first!❞

Rocking their head to the jazzy melody while working through some jazzy code of old! Just a few more smiles and snickers should do the trick! Yup yup!

—— INFO ☻ Strictly non-lewd! ☻ Primarily serious roleplay. ☻ Portrayal uses they/them pronouns. ☻ Will not ship! ☻ Affiliated with #CowboyBebopRP and general mecha verse. Crossover outside is encouraged, too! ☻ Penned by #ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʀᴇ.