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Brighton, MA
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If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one – at Boston, MA
Just gonna keep on making ugly cookies until eventually they look like the photo on the recipe. (These are apple cider cookies, taste good, but fall apart) 😭
I feel like taking 28 years to walk around the world instead of being part of your son’s life is actually a dick move.
Learning to bake desserts when you really don’t love baked desserts is confusing. Ugh…this cookie…its so sweet!
Yea that’s normal.
I just wanna say *burp* bulk and binge season is *burp* soooo much better than stress and starve season. 🏋🏻♀️🍔❤️
Lauren Pespisa retweeted
An elder millennial is one who grew up without the internet or cell phones, it all arrived in our formative years, which allowed us to retain the necessary social skills to learn the technology without it becoming a crutch, therefore making us into productive members of society.
Sometimes I just sit and think…I wish I could find a career as perfectly aligned to my neurodivergence as teaching group fitness is. Unfortunately, group fitness is not a career.
Lauren Pespisa retweeted
Breaking: If this is the correct tail number for the Learjet that just crash landed in Palm Beach Co., the plane is held under trust by an LLC called LR60271 that’s registered in Delaware & repped by Corp. Trust Co. I think I found the owner, tho, based on Jamaican Aerotel records.
His name is Adem Adem and he’s the founder of A&A Capital, a Miami based private equity firm.
#planewatch
We’re following reports of an aircraft crash near Palm Beach, Florida. Based on ADS-B data, it appears that the involved aircraft is N722BD, a Learjet 60. Last data from the aircraft was at altitude 8,750 ft. Max vertical speed was more than -32,000 fpm.
flightradar24.com/data/aircr…
There’s something magical about walking down the street and seeing a young woman with headphones on visibly rocking out to her music. You go girl. Stay joyous.
I grew my own fuckin lettuce wraps on my patio! I have constantly respawning lettuce wraps and they are FANTASTIC!
Desperately unloading leftover candy to the valet parking guys across the street. My go-to calorie unloading team. 👻
In Newton passing out candy with my bestie and her family and we already are worried we’ll run out of supplies. Well over 200.
