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Splorts Central

@SplortsCentral

The finest, and not so finest, in sports satire and ridiculous commentary. Join our Discord at https://nitter.cf/t.co/1xADopPvpG

 Boston, Massachusetts
Joined June 2023
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Cut4
@Cut45 Jul 2023
Happy birthday to Shohei Ohtani! Which Shohei are you today? 😂
Shohei Ohtani purses his lips during an at-bat. He is wearing a white Angels jersey and a red batting helmet.

ALT Shohei Ohtani purses his lips during an at-bat. He is wearing a white Angels jersey and a red batting helmet.

Shohei Ohtani displays a frightened or surprised expression while in the Angels dugout. He is wearing a white Angels jersey with red lettering.

ALT Shohei Ohtani displays a frightened or surprised expression while in the Angels dugout. He is wearing a white Angels jersey with red lettering.

Shohei Ohtani smiles while standing on second base. He is wearing a white Angels jersey and a red batting helmet.

ALT Shohei Ohtani smiles while standing on second base. He is wearing a white Angels jersey and a red batting helmet.

Shohei Ohtani yells out in frustration during an at-bat. He is wearing a white Angels jersey and a white batting helmet with a red brim.

ALT Shohei Ohtani yells out in frustration during an at-bat. He is wearing a white Angels jersey and a white batting helmet with a red brim.

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He SNAPPED THE BAT IN HALF 😳 (via @MLB)
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Thank you @BlaseballCares for everything you did for the community.
Blaseball Cared (@BlaseballCares) profile pictureBlaseball Cared@BlaseballCares1 Jul 2023
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We are still open for orders for just a little longer - we are closing at midnight eastern time TONIGHT 💙 Thank you all so much for making this community project something special
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Splorts Central retweeted
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Jomboy Media
@JomboyMedia30 Jun 2023
A hero was born
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We do love Mr. Ohtani around here.
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espn28 Jun 2023
Ohtani is having himself a night 😱
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We're interested... Someone tell us more.
megan brown (@thatgirlondeck) profile picturemegan brown@thatgirlondeck24 Jun 2023
tennis baseball is unhinged but also seems fun AF
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#COMMUNITYUPDATE We've built out a lot more of the Discord, including a peek at how we'll be handling article AND tweet submissions moving forward. Get in the Splorts Central TODAY! Link in Bio
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A few highlights: We have a cricket channel, so @MarioPrime and the other cricket loving nerds can gush about what may arguably be the fastest growing sport around the globe.
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We also have some fun community channels. We've got a @blaseball channel, so we can all stay in touch about our favorite former splort. We also have a COMMUNITY EVENTS channel, where we encourage Blaseball communities, colleagues, and others to share their activities.
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#COMMUNITYUPDATE We are currently looking for updated A-R-T (Bots please don't attack us) for our Twitter and Discord. Please contact Dan on Discord if you have any paid commission slots available. Thank you!
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All Elite Wrestling
@AEW24 Jun 2023
Anthony Bowens has some news to break to Harley Cameron. WATCH #AEWRampage on TNT! @platinummax | @bowens_official | @realbillygunn | @itsdanni_ellexo
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Rob Friedman
@PitchingNinja24 Jun 2023
Elly De La Cruz running (for his cycle) is art.
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Happy Banana Ball, splorts fans!
Savannah Bananas (@TheSavBananas) profile pictureSavannah Bananas
@TheSavBananas23 Jun 2023
Birmingham, y'all ready to Banana Ball out? 🤩 📍 Birmingham, AL 🏟️ Regions Field 📺 bit.ly/watchbananaball @ 6:30pm CT ⚾️ 7pm CT
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter23 Jun 2023
HAVE YOURSELF A DAY 😱 Wonho Kang squats 584 pounds at the Special Olympics World Games 👏
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i'm DONE if i see someone liking Nick Castellanos. THEYRE BLOCKED. hating Castellanos? BLOCKED, disliking him? BLOCKED, loving Castellanos? BLOCKED, you know about his existence? YOURE ALSO BLOCKED. IM THE ONLY NICK LOVER, LIKER, DISLIKER, AND HATER! EVERYONE WHO LIKES HIM DNI
Nick Castellanos wearing a headset and sunglasses with his jersey open

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We're pleased to report that Ohtani will be the only player on his All Star team. Currently, gambling establishments have team Ohtani favored 17 to 1.
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB22 Jun 2023
Shohei Ohtani is headed to the #AllStarGame! He's your leading AL vote-getter through Phase 1 and has automatically earned the starting DH spot.
Scotts American League All-Star Ballot 2023: Shohei Ohtani, starting Designated Hitter. Pictured: Shohei Ohtani holds a baseball bat over his shoulder in a posed photo. He wears a white Angels uniform with red lettering and cap. The Seattle skyline is in the background.

ALT Scotts American League All-Star Ballot 2023: Shohei Ohtani, starting Designated Hitter. Pictured: Shohei Ohtani holds a baseball bat over his shoulder in a posed photo. He wears a white Angels uniform with red lettering and cap. The Seattle skyline is in the background.

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What's your favorite sport?
24%cricket
22%sumo
44%ultimate frisbee
9%water polo
95 votes • Final results
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What's your favorite sport?
24%cricket
22%sumo
44%ultimate frisbee
9%water polo
95 votes • Final results
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Okay but, What's something that *IS* a sport but doesn't *FEEL* like a sport? Wrong answers only please.
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espn21 Jun 2023
What's something that ISN'T a sport, but FEELS like a sport?
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