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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Yβall keep blaming yt boomers and Iβm not sure why youβre underestimating young yt pplβ¦
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Going straight from my polling place to CVS to get my covid vaccine tonight
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(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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ONE, SHEβS A FEMALE!!!
TWO, SHEβS NOT A BOY!!
THREE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHEβS A GIRL!!!!!
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How it feels to ask someone to send the photos they took of me nitter.cf/nyamicorn/status/21145β¦






















