Stanley Roberts 📺🎥

There is nothing like a leisurely drive down Broadway in San Francisco. 🙃

I’m guessing some cyclist have never heard of dash cams! 🤡

Would you eat a cricket?

Update from @GeminiApp Recent News: Google AI Glitch (October 2026) This question has recently spiked in public interest due to a technical issue with search engine assistance. On October 28, 2026, users on platforms like BlueSky and Reddit noticed that Google Search's built-in "AI Mode" refused to directly state that Joe Biden won the 2020 election when asked inside the United States. Instead of naming the winner, the AI gave an evasive prompt directing users to manually check the FEC website. Google acknowledged the issue on October 28, 2026, explaining that it was caused by an isolated "technical gap" in how its safety guardrails processed historic political data. The company began rolling out a fix later that day to ensure its search assistant directly returns the certified historical facts. Standalone AI platforms including OpenAI's ChatGPT, Anthropic's Claude, and Google's separate Gemini app correctly answered the query without interruption.

When I saw a snippet on a TV late night talk show, I thought 💭 @GavinNewsom must be running for President of the United States then someone sent me this.

.@DanielLurie stopped by @kron4news for an on camera interview with @KRON4VLiviakis and @DanThorn_ Then we had a brief conversation on doing more work to educate SF Residents on how not to behave badly.

This has nothing to do with @pfizer. This is a Japanese Defense Minister briefing: North Korea launched at least one ballistic missile from its east coast around 3 p.m. It reached maximum altitude and fell in the Sea of Japan. No damage reported. Japan protested via the Beijing embassy. The timeline is September 2026.

This is the Japanese character for 10,000, which became widely recognized globally through the 1960s Manpo-kei pedometer marketing campaign because it resembles a person walking. Now we use 10,000 steps as the standard for walking on our smartphones. 👀

Construction zone: 25 mph curve, barriers everywhere, zero room for error. Cyclists: “Cool, free peloton lane.” Driver: “The fu*k?” Yeah, “share the road” doesn’t mean turn a narrowed construction stretch into your personal Tour de France stage.

One of these things is not like the others… One of these things just doesn’t belong. (Can you guess before the song ends?) Spoiler: it’s the one that looks like it was drawn with a ruler. 📐⚡

Wanting to prepare for a disaster but doing nothing is like riding without a seatbelt. It’s hard to put on after the crash. I’m prepared!!!

I guess fearmongering works! One of my coworkers read on social media that some manmade disaster was about to happen and that we should stock up. If you spend enough time on social media, you might actually start to believe it. I don’t think any disaster is imminent, but fear sells. Being prepared for 72 hours should be normal. And let’s be honest: if it’s truly a disaster, 72 hours probably won’t be enough. Use common sense and think rationally.

You can’t flock me! 👀

“Hello Darkness my old friend”

To see a random @x hand just pop onto your screen while you’re composing a post is diabolical! 😬👀🤔

Breakfast this morning consisted of @Lactaid cottage cheese, organic blueberries, raspberries and raw Brussel sprouts. It’s full of protein and will keep me satiated for the morning. I know people tend to react from an image without reading the whole caption. So for those who made it this far, I did not eat the Brussel sprouts, I just planted them there for shock value and to see if you actually read or simply react. 👀🫪😁😜