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Joined May 2013
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woke 3 we’re putting Trixie Mattel on Mount Rushmore
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.@MikeJohnson get your ass back to work
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we’re doing bottom surgery at claires
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Send rfk jr to dealy plaza
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We’re sending barron trump to swarthmore
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put a planned parenthood in trump tower
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Pushing Stephen Miller out of Air Force One
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Make Nicki Minaj do an NPR pledge drive
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We’re making Andrew Tate a prison slave
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Coastal elites 🙏
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god it’s so beautiful
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turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
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We’re gonna put the Epstein Files on every iPhone
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.@elonmusk damn bitch you spent money on this?
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We’re locking Nancy Mace the bathroom
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We shipping those Cornell boys to Ukraine
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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LFG GO MAINE
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We’re putting kente cloth on Mitch McConnell
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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