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Joined May 2013
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turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
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We shipping those Cornell boys to Ukraine
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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We are gonna trans your kids so bad.
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If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man
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Bot test Medicare for All would save up to $1.04 trillion and over 114,000 lives. Every year.
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FOUR STRAIGHT PLAYOFF WINS 😤
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Please take 60 seconds out of your day to watch this Mike Vasil interview. You will not be disappointed. (Via: @CHSN_WhiteSox)
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NEVER A DOUBT!
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and y’all need to STOP treating kalshi and polymarket as if they’re The News. they are BETTING platforms, and treating them as if they’re AP or reuters (who they steal their “reporting” from) lends them legitimacy that they did not earn and do not deserve.
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Going to set this play in the fictional town of Gucci, Maine.
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burbank to long beach – at Los Angeles, CA
What's your dream route Delta does not currently offer?
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Rich retweeted
Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going
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OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️
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you can take a rotisserie chicken to the rate for lunch. you can be as free as you want
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Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!
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Bananas Foster Wallace
First trailer for ‘TONY’, starring Dominic Sessa as Anthony Bourdain. Directed by Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’)
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